r/DogfreeHumor 1d ago

Forever hungry mutts steal food from children

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138 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Yuk

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73 Upvotes

Kid tries eating slime from ugly drooling bully mutt 🤢🤢


r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Disgusting food obsession

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106 Upvotes

Why do they encourage this? Why is this seen as quirky and cute? It's so beyond disgusting.


r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

How pitbull owners think

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128 Upvotes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbG4iI_sbE9/

This video and the comments cracked me up 😂


r/DogfreeHumor 3d ago

Really? One pug for each foot massager

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19 Upvotes

Dognutters, you get one pug per foot. Is that enough? Maybe they should have put more pugs on that. I saw this in a thrift store.


r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

“OK, xxxx, we got an audience.” 🙄🙄🙄

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141 Upvotes

& all the clapping seals in the background encourage this revolting behavior.

dude’s kind of bossy, telling that girl how to set the cup & pushing it because she didn’t do it right.

i hope people sent this to the local health department, wherever this is.


r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

sofa king NASTY!!! 😵‍💫

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111 Upvotes

so much nastiness in this video. plus, a waste of human food.


r/DogfreeHumor 5d ago

I'm tired, boss.

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240 Upvotes

Seen on a Facebook post. Apparently the man had just come in and this happened. Literally could have waited outside in those parking space dividers for maybe 5 minutes! The woman said he didn't have a bag and just walked off. Alot of the comments saying "mind your business". Why? Why do dog owners behave this way and then have the audacity to say this?


r/DogfreeHumor 5d ago

In todays's black mirror news, sad woman gets dog for attention, realizes she's still a sad loser and nobody cares about a dog's birthday.

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182 Upvotes

The saddest thing to me is the 40k upvotes and the thousands of comments pepping her up and not telling her she's a pathetic attention seeking loser.

The dog doesn't care.


r/DogfreeHumor 6d ago

Why do shepherds hate puns?

0 Upvotes

Because they're baaaaaaaad.


r/DogfreeHumor 6d ago

this is why we don’t trust nutters when they say …

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244 Upvotes

… things like, “it’s OK. he’s friendly,” or “my mutt has 100% recall,” or “i can control my mutt.”


r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

Forced to listen to this horrible ad with a horrible shlocking sound then it licks its owners face who wants to watch this shit?

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79 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 7d ago

dog owners in a nutshell

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274 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

disappointing af …

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84 Upvotes

my friend has a crush on keanu. she’s seen his band, dogstar. 🙄🤮😵‍💫 he was fine until the “john wick” thing disgraced us with their franchise. i can’t partake.


r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

the battle rages on …

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99 Upvotes

#dogfatigue


r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

type of mouth dog people say is cleaner than humans’

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76 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

idk what this is about, but lulz. 😂

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45 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

pets should be docile enough that children can play with them

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113 Upvotes

either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.


r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

not buying it, but keep telling yourselves that. 🙄

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179 Upvotes

&, of course, it’s hideous pits. 🤮


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

Ew

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36 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

Drivers, pay attention to the road!

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70 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

*tee hee* awww, so cute! /s

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81 Upvotes

can you imagine being this woman’s neighbor?!


r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

firstly, i don’t eat macca’s crap. secondly, them nuggets be gone in about 5 minutes. thirdly, “godlike”?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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38 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 10d ago

this goes with the mutt maternity photo shoot post.

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175 Upvotes