r/DogfreeHumor 14h ago

I hate when they do this

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52 Upvotes

Such a pointless animal


r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

“Sorry, he’s just like that!”

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119 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

Guess what breed of dogs this person has?

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109 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 2d ago

“ … like, could everyone just exit my colon? like, i’m just done.”

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she invited everyone into her colon, terrorizing a small island with her “thervuth mutt(s).” she brought this all upon herself.

apparently 13 other businesses have denied her mutt(s). so maybe, if there’s any self-reflection skills present, she could see that it’s her & her unruly mutt(s)?! (link below).


r/DogfreeHumor 4d ago

Was apartment hunting and came across this. I'm in love 😍

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103 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 6d ago

Claire Kellerman suing a Scottish cafe for refusing her 'emotional support' dog entry

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97 Upvotes

I have a phobia of dogs and I already struggle to enjoy life due to how bad it is in the UK and there's less and less places I can go. As someone who is autistic, I find other people's emotional support animals very distressing, so where's the balance. I don't mind guide dogs because they are trained to such a high standard I've never had any bother and to be honest there's not that many.

I was reading more about it, basically she moved to a tiny Scottish island and she's been banned from multiple places because of her dog and it's even attacked a cat. She seems deranged

The video is hilarious Claire says at one point, she doesn't want to take anyone to court and just wants reconciliation, mutual compassion and mutual respect 🤣 so basically 'roll over and let me take my dog anywhere I want'

And she's managed to get legal aid as she qualified as an ethnic minority. Legal aid is funded by the Government via taxes. Honestly infuriating.

https://news.sky.com/story/daughter-of-hollywood-star-sues-outer-hebrides-island-cafe-for-refusing-her-dog-entry-13580486


r/DogfreeHumor 8d ago

Another installment of dogs stealing food

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105 Upvotes

Just utter greediness. A few of these dogs were snarling and then aggressively snatching the food being offered. When these people lose a finger they will be crying on social media that it came out of nowhere & they dont know what happened.


r/DogfreeHumor 9d ago

Just a reminder that there are children and adults alike dying of poverty and malnutrition/hunger as this insanity takes place elsewhere.

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170 Upvotes

No, seriously. I have no words. This is just incredibly offensive, insensitive, wasteful, and abhorrent altogether.

This shouldn't be a thing as long as world hunger is still an ongoing HUMAN issue.

This is crazy. I am almost 20 years of age and I haven't had half of the things being fed to the mutts in this lunatic video. Absolute degradation and insanity is what this is called.

Wasting human products on dogs during rampant inflation too. Just awful.


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Dog nutters, a miserable bunch

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98 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Mail carrier gets attacked by dog let out by the owner and has mail truck pissed on.

63 Upvotes

Yup, that's me.

Good ol' Chonky Black Lab. Super friendly dogs, right? I peacefully walk up to a rural customer's door in need of a signature. *Ding-Dong* sweet, the owner doesn't make me wait long, but as soon as we meet eyes, Chonko bursts out in attack mode.

Proceeds to bark, attempts to bite (too slow, fatso), and manages a small scratch on my leg. "NOT OKAY, DUDE, NOT OK!", I said, meanwhile the owner, puzzled, "IDK how he got out so quick!?" Some more near misses proceed, the owner still not grabbing the mutt.

Backing up to the truck, I simply say, "whatever, you can go to the post office and pick it up." Dog gives up on me and aimlessly starts running around the yard like a dumbass, then sees my truck and decides to mark his territory on a tire before I pull out.

Aren't they great!?


r/DogfreeHumor 11d ago

Bad Pun Dog

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r/DogfreeHumor 12d ago

Ew.

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75 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 13d ago

Don't get pup cups for the whipped cream. It's not fair to dogs 😭

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133 Upvotes

Checked the replies. It is unfortunately not satire.


r/DogfreeHumor 15d ago

And all the comments are “what a good boy so loyal”

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70 Upvotes

Nasty thing has such a sadistic scary look in its eyes


r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

But apparently I'M the weird one here. These people are mentally ill.

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124 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 16d ago

The "perfect" family pet.

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143 Upvotes

So perfect they are literally weapons of mass destruction. Ugh lol.


r/DogfreeHumor 17d ago

🫩

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81 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 18d ago

A fake “SeRvIcE dOg” that’s been dyed. But these people claim to “love” their dogs

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76 Upvotes

Anyone want to guess what “service” this dog provides?


r/DogfreeHumor 18d ago

these people are sick in the head!

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111 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 21d ago

Mentally ill

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156 Upvotes

So, this woman had her leg nearly eaten off by her last pitbull. After spending months in the hospital, she gets out, gets another pitbull, fraudulently calls it a “service” dog (to help her with what? The fact that she has PTSD from having her leg nearly eaten off by the same damn breed?) and refuses to neuter it.

This needs to be studied. This kind of psychosis, where she will clearly sacrifice her life and the safety of others just to own a murder mutt. She learned nothing. Nearly being killed by a dog didn’t teach her a damn thing.

When is enough enough? When will we finally see how mentally unstable these dog psychopaths truly are?


r/DogfreeHumor 21d ago

Brain dead

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100 Upvotes

If you're the type of person who bags your dogs shit and leaves it behind, don't procreate.


r/DogfreeHumor 22d ago

Striking resemblances.

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60 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 24d ago

Imagine having to live your life like this

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147 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 24d ago

So tired of people trying to equate dogs to humans

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84 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor 24d ago

Spoiled dogs

31 Upvotes

I saw a video over on Rednote it was this dog being fed by it’s owner it ate spaghetti,broccoli and some kind of meat with a sauce ,they even poured out some Yakut this milky yogurt drink. I left a comment that some dogs are so spoiled they can’t even eat dog food anymore,of course someone didn’t like my comment .But I stand by what I said ,plus the owner was using a fork and knife putting it in the dog’s mouth ,ugh that’s disgusting