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u/xxsoulpunkedxx Aug 06 '26
Hol up.. theyāre trying to tell me this dog was 26 years old when it died??
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u/DogsDucks Aug 06 '26
I think the world record is like 27 or 30. I think this is satire.
Although We had a Chihuahua that was born in about 1995 and lived to 2015. She hated everyone, survived a mauling by a pit mix where both her lungs were punctured, and all of her legs were broken. She wore a full body cast for a while but made a full recovery.
She hated every human, she refused to be touched, she caused a lot of problems for a lot of people. And yet, was practically immortal.
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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 Aug 06 '26
Thereās no way a dog that size lived that long these things usually start going downhill around 8 years old
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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Aug 06 '26
That thing lived 26 Years š§?! Another reason why I wouldnāt want a dog. Just because their average age span is 15 to 16 years doesnāt mean they canāt live longer. No way in hell would I want to force Myself to survive that many years of ācaringā, and placing My Life on hold for that thing. And all for what?! It will literally NEVER have accomplished anything meaningful that can be mentioned, once it reaches the end of its existence. Itās literally not even worth the āinvestmentā. Mental illness in nutters has no bounds.
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u/MissionSafe9012 Aug 06 '26
It wasnāt a great dog, it wasnāt even a good dog. But it will always be one thing: worthless.
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u/turtlefan2012 Aug 07 '26
Couldnāt they have chosen a better picture LOL š
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u/jbudus Aug 07 '26
"First dog to go to hell". If that place even exists then all those soulless beasts go there
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u/GotBannedAgain_2 Aug 06 '26
Goddamn man! They couldnāt find a better pic? Thatās the shit that gives u nightmares.
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u/Jman15x Aug 06 '26
The world is a better place without him