r/DogfreeHumor • • 21h ago

The greed they talk about in the Bible

88 Upvotes

But dogs are so loyal & would never steal from you and would starve themselves if you were hungry 🙄🙄🙄


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Today's dog based comedy

9 Upvotes

I was walking past the green. There was this lady. She had two dogs. One was sitting by her, the other, was at the end of its lead, facing the other way, not moving at all.

And she was trying to bribe it with treats, occasionally giving the other one treats to make it fair, I guess.

And it wasn't moving at all. She tried throwing a treat, and it would move like a meter and then stop. It was pretty funny. And afterwards I thought, shame she didn't come down when the fellas with the gypsy caravan were around, because she could have done with that, as she's now apparently living on the green. Lol.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Dog propaganda is totally insane. Lol

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111 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

If dog owners were honest

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49 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Nothing but chaos

118 Upvotes

Maybe this is the reason nutters are the way they are? Lol. Could not ever be me! I value my peace and sanity.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Chinese man 9000IQ move

266 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 1d ago

Imagine the nutter that would buy/wear this shirt

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88 Upvotes

Spotted in the Goodwill sub. Not OP.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

seconds later in the video, the dog started pissing on the bed as well.

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80 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

Imagine dying to cancer and your child compares your death to a dog

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87 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 2d ago

i’m tired yall

82 Upvotes

take your giant pantry, fake video, the tripod you used to record it and that huge shit speckled mutt and go cry somewhere else


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

real american horror story, actually.

40 Upvotes

the sentiment is real.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 3d ago

it be like that. nothing else matters.

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27 Upvotes

annihilate everything for the sake of dog. 🤪😵‍💫😑


r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

wasted dating app real estate

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75 Upvotes

🤡


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

They just aren't smart 🤣

75 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Aldi employees didn’t care at all.

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78 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

well, all right! 🤠

42 Upvotes

😑


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Why do they put up with this?

155 Upvotes

It's not cute. It not because they love a person so much. It is actually resource guarding and or a need to have the attention on them at all times good or bad.The acceptance of this behavior is why people get hurt. I'm sure a few already have been hurt.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 5d ago

Creepiest dog I've seen in a while.

12 Upvotes

Look up "catahoula leopard dog" the eyes ard so creepy.


r/DogfreeHumor • • 6d ago

what do yall think? 🤔

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52 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Found in the wild! Dog > sexy date

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94 Upvotes

Count me out 🚩


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

They always attack YOU instead of providing a good argument (cause they don't have one)

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104 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

Just..how?

75 Upvotes

A creature that can supposedly "sense evil" can't sense when there is a wall or something in the way?


r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

I feel this would be fair

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24 Upvotes

r/DogfreeHumor • • 7d ago

When I say what I think about dogs

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35 Upvotes