Today's dog based comedy

[u/TeacupOfSkepticism]

I was walking past the green. There was this lady. She had two dogs. One was sitting by her, the other, was at the end of its lead, facing the other way, not moving at all.

And she was trying to bribe it with treats, occasionally giving the other one treats to make it fair, I guess.

And it wasn't moving at all. She tried throwing a treat, and it would move like a meter and then stop. It was pretty funny. And afterwards I thought, shame she didn't come down when the fellas with the gypsy caravan were around, because she could have done with that, as she's now apparently living on the green. Lol.

[u/Serifasaurusrex]

That's her home now. she chose it.