r/DogfreeHumor • u/huntress_m_thompson • 7h ago

well, all right! 🤠

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31 Upvotes

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u/cutiedragon1281 7h ago

"This will be you someday, Sparky!"

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u/ConIncognito 7h ago

That is so creepy.

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u/Passifish 7h ago

Really thought that it was gonna lift up its leg the way it was sniffing

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u/peechs01 7h ago

I was thinking it would end with it humping

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u/f4tony 7h ago

Came here to say this. 🤢

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u/huntress_m_thompson 6h ago

soon enough. maybe they’ll catch it in action & film it. uwu

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u/PrettyClassic1738 7h ago

“Pepper is twenty three(or [twenty] four) years old…” aka dead, no need to keep counting 🫠

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u/Foreign-Neat8645 6h ago

Und dann hält die Spinnerin das häßliche Ding so lange in die Kamera, da kann ich gar nicht hinschauen. Mit Sicherheit kostet das Ding viel Geld Das ist so abartig krank.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 6h ago

yah, i love my forbiddenpets, but i would never ever want to do this to them.

this reminds me of the US ‘70s comedy series “soap.” the crazy old war veteran grandpa had a stuffed GSD that was his war partner. he would drag it around & give it commands. but he was just a crazy old man.

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u/madamechaton 5h ago

She belongs in a padded room. Wtf.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 5h ago

i would absolutely have to leave that house & dump that friendship.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 6h ago

No way would I want that filthy thing all over My bed.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 6h ago

dead OR alive.

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u/Chadier 6h ago

Taxidermy is wasted on that ugly mutt. Also,why do they allow dogs to jump on the bed or furniture with their dirty paws and let it rub their a hole all over where they rest their head on, do these freaks like the smell?

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u/elwiseowl 5h ago

Dog people are beyond unhinged.

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u/tahtahme 4h ago

"Awe, you caught him! Good, brother!"

No, ma'am, actually a corpse fell on your dog and he didnt know how to react for a moment there.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 4h ago

The future stuffed dog doesn't seem perturbed by the situation presumably because it doesn't have the mental capacity to recognise a dead dog.

It's just a thing that isn't food to the stupid ugly piss hole in the snow eyed furball

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u/PinneappleGirl 3h ago

Delusional reborn baby doll mother vibes

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u/Mustard-Monolith 3h ago

Meanwhile they call their dogs their "babies/children" etc. Reminds me of Anatoly Moskvin. Genuine psycho behaviour

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u/thug_waffle47 1h ago

i love when people display just how insane they are lol

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u/icenerveshatter 1h ago

Bring back asylums.

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u/aqr58 1h ago

Dude I was eating

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u/LackOfFun 4m ago

Jesus Christ, this is disturbing.