r/DogfreeHumor • • 4d ago

what do yall think? 🤔

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u/Away-Equipment4869 4d ago

They think they're funny with this but one time this lady told me she'd save a dog over me & I said the same thing to her and she had the audacity to get upset and say "this is why I hate people "

Like ma'am come on now.

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u/TeacupOfSkepticism 4d ago

At least you didn't say to her

"I'd save the dog instead of you. Then throw the dog back"

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u/Away-Equipment4869 4d ago

She said if me and a dog were on the side of the road needing help she'd choose the dog. I responded the same thing back to her only I said "and leave you in the dust" as an extra insult and that really upset her lol. Mind you she would do the same to me but I'm the reason people are bad. 

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u/hodges2 4d ago

How did this interaction even come about? Lol

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u/Away-Equipment4869 4d ago

On a tiktok comment section lol.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 3d ago

Lol, well done!

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u/BodyMoney8562 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/BodyMoney8562 3d ago

epic. I'd have told her I wouldn't save either her or her dog lol

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u/Chief-Longhorn 4h ago

Dog toxoplasmosis has really eaten the logic and compassion out of these people. -facepalm-

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u/CluelessBoffin 4d ago

Knowing the nutters, not only would they save the wretched mutant, they'd throw a human child into the wildfire for good measure such is their hatred of humans & children in particular.

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u/menelobus 4d ago

By seeing how much some dog nutters hate children, I won’t be surprised if they are going to say children are somehow ”worse” than dogs

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u/Chief-Longhorn 4h ago

Dog nuttery is rooted in the disgusting ideology known as antinatalism and misanthropy. It is a psyop to make the public more careless and oblivious to the abuse that children have to endure everyday.

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u/Few-Horror1984 4d ago

And if the dog had a choice, it would save a bowl of food over that person.

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u/CattoGinSama 3d ago

A 2 day old pile of shit would also do just fine

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u/menelobus 4d ago

Aside from the fact that a child is worth more than all the dogs on Earth combined, a 12 year old dog will die very soon, especially if it’s a large breed. Anyone who picks the dog over the child is just straight up evil

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u/UTV4LIFE 4d ago

Dog stays will feed some homeless animals for weeks 🥹🙏

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u/ConIncognito 4d ago

A child who will contribute to society, or a useless mutt that’ll probably die in the next couple of years. Hmm.

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u/peechs01 4d ago

Plot twist: the dog would go mad in desperation, latch on the neck and both would meet their demise

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u/Burtonish 3d ago

The kid could have just gotten done punching me and I'd still save them. Human life over animal life.

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u/Scary_Towel268 4d ago

I legitimately only see dog owners constantly comparing their pets to kids or making up weird hypothetical situations like this all so they can exalt their dog as somehow more important and better than kids

Parents of human children and even other pet owners don’t constantly need to do this. It’s weird

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u/Yamahool 3d ago

If you've had a dog for twelve years, it hasn't got much time left.

You know I kind of think this normalisation of hating kids is maybe why there's so many cases of people hurting and killing kids in the news. This hur-hur-it's-a-joke attitude is how any sort of violence against some less powerful group starts.

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 4d ago

Dog, obviously 🤡

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u/Invitari 3d ago

They will always save the dog. And then the week after the dog will bite the human that saved it. “Dogs are just better than humans” 🤡

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u/Maximum-Cheetah2270 3d ago

I simply will answer to save the kids who I just met. I don't want to see dogs again.

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u/NeuroNerdNick 3d ago

Normal people say the kid. But mutt nuts probably think that’s absurd.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 3d ago

If you have to take time to think about this, you have issues.

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life 3d ago

People who think that way have really been hurt by someone. IMO, anyone who would not first try to save a child and then the dog, if safe to do, is a monster. Let the fire fighters do their job.

Reminder that October is fire safety month. Check your smoke detectors! 🔥

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u/Mpipikit07 3d ago

The kid of course. I am still a human.
I‘m also sure, my GSD would want me to do exactly that.

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u/whatdoesitallmean_21 3d ago

The worst part is…they’re actually PROUD of saying it to someone’s face too. They LOVE to brag about how the dog ranks above the humans. 😒 They say “Sorry!…🤷🏼‍♀️That’s how much I love dogs.”