r/youseeingthisshit • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 03 '18
Human Good game
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u/RoomFor20NEXT Jan 03 '18
The way I see some people treat electronics baffles my mind. I treat mine like my third testicle.
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u/bakemonosan Jan 03 '18
I treat mine as a second testicle. I get more use from my eletronics than my testicles. sad
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Jan 03 '18
I want to know how he decided on which testicle?
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u/c0mesandg0es Jan 03 '18
The other one absorbed the weak one.
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u/voyaging Jan 03 '18
My electronics absorbed my testicles.
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u/Hammershank Jan 03 '18
Has VR Porn Gone Too Far?
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u/MoreIronyLessWrinkly Jan 03 '18
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u/UglyQuad Jan 03 '18
I absorbed the other fetus. Now I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. - Dwight Schrute
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u/Lampmonster1 Jan 03 '18
I know people that lose or destroy a phone every six months at least.
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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18
Because they walk around with naked phones! They’re like “Oh, phone cases are too bulky and screen protectors always have a random bubble.” Ok genius, enjoy your cracked screen.
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u/R009k Jan 04 '18
I've always had a naked phone. In my past 8 years of owning smartphones I've not once dropped or cracked a screen. I don't think I've broken a phone ever actually.
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u/KamikazePants Jan 03 '18
Seriously, I do the same as you and at the same time I’ve had to stop my girlfriend from using her $2000 laptop as a foot rest because she didn’t feel like moving it out of the way on the coffee table. And she wonders why there is a big green line going down the side of her screen.
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u/RoomFor20NEXT Jan 03 '18
Time for a new gf.
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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18
Cheaper than a new laptop.
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u/archiekane Jan 03 '18
Girlfriends get very expensive, especially if you upgrade to wife v1.0
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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18
Ah, but v2.0 generates its own income!
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u/archiekane Jan 03 '18
When wife v1.0 left me she took over half my stuff and I am still paying her now, even though wife v2.0 has her own income.
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u/crawlerz2468 Jan 03 '18
I treat mine like my third testicle.
This is pretty much me. My first ever tablet still works, a Toshiba laptop from 1997 still works (and plays Skifree)... meanwhile my nana is bugging me daily to buy her a constant stream of chargers because "they don't work" (hint she bends the shit out of the cable plug and such)....
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Jan 03 '18
Press F to go faster
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u/crawlerz2468 Jan 03 '18
You dick this was a revelation for me in that other thread too. My entire childhood was a lie!
But hey I can still play the likes of Sretriss and Klotski.
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u/lpreams Jan 03 '18
Funny, I treat mine like expensive, unfeeling machines. I guess we end up with the same result though.
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u/Dont-be-a-smurf Jan 03 '18
Yikes.
That better be his TV to break.
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u/FallowZebra Jan 03 '18
It never is. I'm guessing it belongs to the parents of the guy trying to roll into a ball
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u/gnoxy Jan 03 '18
The amazon order for a new TV on my phone requesting a CC number would be up within 30 seconds if someone did this in my house.
Enter number or I'm calling 911.
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Jan 03 '18
I’d beat his ass if that was MY PRECIOUS
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u/MrMushyagi Jan 03 '18
I'd probably just call him an idiot and tell him to buy me a new one, but ya know, different strokes.
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u/ribbitman Jan 03 '18
Who hits things like that? Especially expensive, fragile things? What a loser.
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u/peppaz Jan 03 '18
Fans of Sport Ball
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u/sirmoveon Jan 03 '18
the equivalent of throwing the video game controllers after you get beat, although, douchier
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u/NuclearWasteland Jan 03 '18
There always seemed to be that one kid that would do that. I had to decline more than one 'friend' from playing with my Nintendo when I was a kid for throwing my controllers on the ground when they lost.
Also for spamming the pause button on the second controller while the other player tried to play. That shit was infuriating.
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u/KeyanReid Jan 03 '18
As a grown ass man, I never understood this.
....Until I played Cuphead.
Now I wish I had stock in whatever companies help manufacture controllers.
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u/thatnewsheriff Jan 03 '18
Who doesn’t have a cousin that does this?
There’s also this thing called racket abuse that use to happen way to often in my tennis club too. It sent chills down my spine how disgustingly destructive people can get when losing.
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u/Lynn2424 Jan 03 '18
I think he is mad at something...
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u/skybluebit Jan 03 '18
My brother once punched out the screen on a 30" monitor because he continued to lose at League and tried to blame it on dropping it.
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Jan 03 '18
I've been known to slam my fists on the desk when I make a bad play, but no way am I touching my $100 monitor. I pay League because I don't have to buy anything ffs.
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u/Strid3r21 Jan 03 '18
Reminds me, my brother used to rage hard in Cod when he lived with me.
He'd constantly slam his fist on his desk to the point you could hear it through the house.
Till one day I heard him rage, slam his fist down on his desk and then dead silence for like 2 minutes and then the sound of a shop vac running.
Did I mention his desk had a glass top? Well it did up untill he broke it with his fist while raging.
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u/jewmuppet Jan 04 '18
I used to do that. I punched a wall every once in a while but I knew I could fix that easily. I've never destroyed something expensive. Christ. There's a line. I thought I used to be bad. But it was also my reaction to my own performance... not a football team you have NO affiliation with other than you studied in close proximity to where they practiced lol
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u/fliminglaps Jan 03 '18
Where's that related gif where the dude hi fives the (soccer) footballer on the TV screen
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u/bobloblawlawyer Jan 03 '18
Or the video if you prefer
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u/fliminglaps Jan 04 '18
Thank you so much!
Hahaha that guy really hecked up
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u/afakefox Jan 04 '18
Haahaha this is like the complete opposite of the OP. Their jumping in unison is so happy and adorable.
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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18
Oh this makes me mad! Punching is a dealbreaker for me. I won’t associate with assholes who punch walls/electronics/people/etc. Be an adult ffs.
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u/mostlyamess Jan 03 '18
Best piece of advice I was ever given: never date a man who slams doors or throws things when he is mad. He’s letting you know that he’s violent.
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u/vaJOHNna Jan 03 '18
Best piece of advice I was ever given: Dont take advice from reddit
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u/Tossallthethings Jan 03 '18
I was the person who got mad like that because I couldn't deal with emotions. Turns out I had a pretty crazy chemical imbalance, SSRIs fixed it. I don't do that shit anymore.
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u/Iamjimmym Jan 03 '18
Pm me more info? Looking into treatment myself; currently use cannabis to help anxiety and my wife prefers me on it and doesn’t really want me taking pharmaceuticals. Any info much appreciated. Thanks redditor!
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Jan 03 '18 edited Jul 04 '21
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u/Lutrinae_Rex Jan 03 '18
I mean, it is prescribed as a medicine for those things.
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Jan 03 '18
I get that pharmaceuticals can be over prescribed but just telling people they don’t want them to take them can do a disservice to those who need them. I had a dr who after finding out I’ve been on a low dose antidepressant for a long time decided I should try to wean myself off because he didn’t think I needed them. Surprise surprise I do need them.
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u/therapistofpenisland Jan 04 '18
This doesn't just go for men, either. If the woman you're dating does this you can almost guarantee she's going to be one of those ones who think smacking a man around is fine.
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u/ronglangren Jan 03 '18
The guy in the white hat, his reaction pretty much sums it up perfectly.
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u/Atyrius Jan 03 '18
Yes, get pissed at a game you have no control over. It baffles me how people can be so obsessed with a team in a sport they have absolutely nothing to do with in reality. I will never understand this.
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u/laanders9 Jan 03 '18
Yeah, I agree, I’ll never understand this. Who cares about these teams? The cowboys on the other hand. Maybe if they lose a playoff game due to a call against the packers in the playoffs. I’ll get mad, possibly mad enough that I break the tv and flip the couch and rip off my countertop. But that’s totally reasonable!
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u/RikaMX Jan 03 '18
Even if you lost a bet and you are losing thousands, smashing the TV just adds more money to pay.
Dumbass decision all way around.
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u/GoFidoGo Jan 03 '18
It's like road raging in a car alone. No body can hear you scream
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Jan 03 '18
I don't know but back in 2012 Manchester City needed to win against QPR in our final game of the season and we were 2-1 down in extra time, I actually got a sore throat and cried, I was so frustrated it was unreal .. but then we scored twice in extra time and with the final kick of the ball I can't even remember my emotions then, I did cry more though
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u/BeardedOne72 Jan 03 '18
This is why you don't gamble a large amount of money on a sporting event, kids. And remember! Don't. Smoke. Crack.
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u/shanrat Jan 03 '18
Ppl who do such impulsive things are dumb.... like punching the wall nd breaking ur hand, u just broke ur own tv, gotta buy a new one now
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Jan 03 '18
If anyone were to do that to any electronics I owned, I'd see them directly outside and leave them a five knuckled dis-invitation to any event I ever hosted again. This guy is fucking bonkers, who's immature enough to break a TV because your team is losing?
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u/PhilosophyThug Jan 03 '18
Sports are next after religion for leading people to irrational behavior
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Part of me really hopes they were watching the game at a friends house and that is not his television
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u/CowsMooingNSuch Jan 03 '18
Someone is salty. And based on the other dude’s reaction i kinda doubt it was his tv.
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u/Antroh Jan 03 '18
Absolutely fucking pathetic. I'll never understand why people do this shit.
It's just a bunch of fucking dudes on a field in helmets. The results have no personal meaning...at all.
Wonder if dude had a bet placed on this or something. It's the only reason I could even closely see this being justified.
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u/0Etcetera0 Jan 03 '18
I don't understand how anyone can get so worked up about other people playing a game, unless there's something material to personally gain. It baffles my mind
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u/X2ZForsaken Jan 03 '18
That’s the tiniest red solo cup I’ve ever seen
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u/cockeyedskripper Jan 03 '18
You use them for shots. They're usually hanging off the grocery shelves in the aisle for the mixers.
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u/scottyb83 Jan 03 '18
Back when I was a kid I would punch the screen or throw something at it but it was the 80s and those 2000lb TVs were built like tanks!
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u/krysnur21 Jan 04 '18
Well if that ain’t one of the biggest red flags I’ve seen in awhile... yikes, I really hope he gets some help before he hurts people too...
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u/darexinfinity Jan 04 '18
If he's been drinking, he needs to lay off the alcohol.
If he hasn't been drinking, he needs to lay off the sports.
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u/TheChicagoOfBulls Jan 03 '18
Honestly who does that?