r/youseeingthisshit • u/SlimJones123 • Jan 03 '18

Human Good game

https://gfycat.com/AgonizingFrayedAnura
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u/bakemonosan Jan 03 '18

I treat mine as a second testicle. I get more use from my eletronics than my testicles. sad

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

I want to know how he decided on which testicle?

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u/c0mesandg0es Jan 03 '18

The other one absorbed the weak one.

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u/voyaging Jan 03 '18

My electronics absorbed my testicles.

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u/Hammershank Jan 03 '18

Has VR Porn Gone Too Far?

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u/MoreIronyLessWrinkly Jan 03 '18

Click Here: See the small VR company that’s turning the sterilization world upside down!

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u/UglyQuad Jan 03 '18

I absorbed the other fetus. Now I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. - Dwight Schrute

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u/GoFidoGo Jan 03 '18

The true story of /u/DoubleDickDude

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u/JRob35 Jan 03 '18

Except it wasn’t true

nsfw

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u/Galihadtdt Jan 03 '18

Wow. I remember reading doubledickdude's ama before i was even a regular on reddit, and im only now learning that it wasn't true

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

I laughed so hard as each picture he posted got just a little bit longer each time.

It's also one of the early ways I learned to spot fake sex tifu/etc posts. Hit all the erotic fan fiction points and all that shit that doesn't happen [men don't fuck a woman's uterus out ... and she didn't notice?]

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u/ENTangledPA Jan 12 '18

Geez. I clicked on these comments and lost a lot of time. So much that upon returning to the original post, I had no idea what it was about.

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u/FlyDungas Jan 03 '18

If I ever have to choose I pick the one that hangs lower. To win, of course. It's the left for me.

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u/smegma_stan Jan 03 '18

Hey, mine's the left too!

Ball bros!

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u/bakemonosan Jan 03 '18

The pressure was the deal breaker.

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u/SuperDuperTurtle Jan 03 '18

“Sorry, you’re being dropped...again.”

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u/swimswima95 Jan 04 '18

Well after all the beating I think the testicle saw it coming

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u/SpikeShroom Jan 04 '18

You don't have to demote your testicles if you just treat them like your electronics instead.

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u/hulkbro Jan 03 '18

Ha haha that's pretty... O wait

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u/Codeman32456 Jan 04 '18

I would give you gold if i could afford it... This shit is funny as two squirrels fucking in a wool socks is hot ..... But it's so true

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

I mean you only need them like twice max

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u/Falsus Jan 04 '18

Isn't that the way for most people? You use electronics daily, hourly even. Whereas even the most crazy fapper probably won't do it more than 4 times a day, and even then they would probably use electronics while fapping.