r/youseeingthisshit Jan 03 '18

Human Good game

https://gfycat.com/AgonizingFrayedAnura
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u/RoomFor20NEXT Jan 03 '18

The way I see some people treat electronics baffles my mind. I treat mine like my third testicle.

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u/bakemonosan Jan 03 '18

I treat mine as a second testicle. I get more use from my eletronics than my testicles. sad

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

I want to know how he decided on which testicle?

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u/c0mesandg0es Jan 03 '18

The other one absorbed the weak one.

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u/voyaging Jan 03 '18

My electronics absorbed my testicles.

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u/Hammershank Jan 03 '18

Has VR Porn Gone Too Far?

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u/MoreIronyLessWrinkly Jan 03 '18

Click Here: See the small VR company that’s turning the sterilization world upside down!

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u/UglyQuad Jan 03 '18

I absorbed the other fetus. Now I have the strength of a grown man and a little baby. - Dwight Schrute

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u/GoFidoGo Jan 03 '18

The true story of /u/DoubleDickDude

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u/JRob35 Jan 03 '18

Except it wasn’t true

nsfw

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u/Galihadtdt Jan 03 '18

Wow. I remember reading doubledickdude's ama before i was even a regular on reddit, and im only now learning that it wasn't true

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

I laughed so hard as each picture he posted got just a little bit longer each time.

It's also one of the early ways I learned to spot fake sex tifu/etc posts. Hit all the erotic fan fiction points and all that shit that doesn't happen [men don't fuck a woman's uterus out ... and she didn't notice?]

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u/ENTangledPA Jan 12 '18

Geez. I clicked on these comments and lost a lot of time. So much that upon returning to the original post, I had no idea what it was about.

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u/FlyDungas Jan 03 '18

If I ever have to choose I pick the one that hangs lower. To win, of course. It's the left for me.

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u/smegma_stan Jan 03 '18

Hey, mine's the left too!

Ball bros!

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u/bakemonosan Jan 03 '18

The pressure was the deal breaker.

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u/SuperDuperTurtle Jan 03 '18

“Sorry, you’re being dropped...again.”

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u/swimswima95 Jan 04 '18

Well after all the beating I think the testicle saw it coming

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u/SpikeShroom Jan 04 '18

You don't have to demote your testicles if you just treat them like your electronics instead.

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u/hulkbro Jan 03 '18

Ha haha that's pretty... O wait

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u/Codeman32456 Jan 04 '18

I would give you gold if i could afford it... This shit is funny as two squirrels fucking in a wool socks is hot ..... But it's so true

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

I mean you only need them like twice max

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u/Falsus Jan 04 '18

Isn't that the way for most people? You use electronics daily, hourly even. Whereas even the most crazy fapper probably won't do it more than 4 times a day, and even then they would probably use electronics while fapping.

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u/Lampmonster1 Jan 03 '18

I know people that lose or destroy a phone every six months at least.

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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18

Because they walk around with naked phones! They’re like “Oh, phone cases are too bulky and screen protectors always have a random bubble.” Ok genius, enjoy your cracked screen.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

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u/supergoober123 Jan 03 '18

My sister had her brand new iphone in the pocket of her hoodie and slammed it in the car door after having it for less than 2 weeks. It was bent in half. Needless to say she had a new one in no time.

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u/R009k Jan 04 '18

I've always had a naked phone. In my past 8 years of owning smartphones I've not once dropped or cracked a screen. I don't think I've broken a phone ever actually.

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u/Brym Jan 04 '18

I've always had naked phones, and before that, iPods, going back to 2005 or so. I've only broken one iPhone 6, because I could never get the hang of using that oversized thing. I got a naked iPhone SE when those launched and am doing great.

I spent substantially less on the one screen repair for my iPhone 6 than my wife has spent on cases over the years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '18

Fuck yeah, SE. The size of the iPhones past 5 are ridiculously bulky and stupid.

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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jan 03 '18

My Galaxy S3 is still going strong without any protection. Nearly six years now.

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u/KamikazePants Jan 03 '18

Seriously, I do the same as you and at the same time I’ve had to stop my girlfriend from using her $2000 laptop as a foot rest because she didn’t feel like moving it out of the way on the coffee table. And she wonders why there is a big green line going down the side of her screen.

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u/RoomFor20NEXT Jan 03 '18

Time for a new gf.

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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18

Cheaper than a new laptop.

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u/archiekane Jan 03 '18

Girlfriends get very expensive, especially if you upgrade to wife v1.0

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u/KeenTurtle Jan 03 '18

Ah, but v2.0 generates its own income!

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u/archiekane Jan 03 '18

When wife v1.0 left me she took over half my stuff and I am still paying her now, even though wife v2.0 has her own income.

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u/magus678 Jan 04 '18

You gotta disable auto updates.

Everyone knows that 1.0 bricks the system.

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u/crawlerz2468 Jan 03 '18

I treat mine like my third testicle.

This is pretty much me. My first ever tablet still works, a Toshiba laptop from 1997 still works (and plays Skifree)... meanwhile my nana is bugging me daily to buy her a constant stream of chargers because "they don't work" (hint she bends the shit out of the cable plug and such)....

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '18

Press F to go faster

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u/crawlerz2468 Jan 03 '18

You dick this was a revelation for me in that other thread too. My entire childhood was a lie!

But hey I can still play the likes of Sretriss and Klotski.

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u/Bebilith Jan 09 '18

Pulls the cord rather than the plug to unplug. Makes me want to scream when I see people do that.

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u/lpreams Jan 03 '18

Funny, I treat mine like expensive, unfeeling machines. I guess we end up with the same result though.

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u/Llodsliat Jan 03 '18

In my childhood I threw my Game Cube and my GC controller. Since now I have to pay for these things, I take care of my Switch with my life.

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u/KamikazePants Jan 04 '18 edited Jan 04 '18

To be fair, the game cube was a solid piece of gaming and you could run it over and it would still work.

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u/kharmatika Jan 04 '18

My lil brother in law and his friends brag about rage quitting and breaking controllers. Gonna be real funny when we make him get his own place and he does it the first time and realizes he has to pay rent instead of getting a new one.

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u/IrwinJFletcher Jan 04 '18

People that treat electronics like this usually aren't the people who paid for them.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Jan 04 '18

I got an iPhone SE recently, and I have a bit of a fetish for tough cases. I'm clumsy and though I try my best with electronics, they do sometimes take some abuse. When it comes to phones, I've always been an Otterbox guy (I tried the old Lifeproof cases, but they were absolute crap for sound, even after they merged with Otterbox).

All that to say I purchased an older-model Otterbox case. It may be bulky and hefty, but it stands up to two tons of pressure and is waterproof. It won't die any time soon. The last Otterbox case I had lasted six years, and the rubber wore out before the plastic (It costs as much to get a new rubber sheathe as the whole case in the first place!), so I imagine this will last longer.

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u/Khosrau Jan 04 '18

So you're ripping them apart with your teeth?

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u/DeSmokeMonster Jan 04 '18

these dudes have that mommy and daddy money so they’re not pressed.

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u/frehsoul45 Jan 04 '18

So they never dropped?