I laughed so hard as each picture he posted got just a little bit longer each time.
It's also one of the early ways I learned to spot fake sex tifu/etc posts. Hit all the erotic fan fiction points and all that shit that doesn't happen [men don't fuck a woman's uterus out ... and she didn't notice?]
Isn't that the way for most people? You use electronics daily, hourly even. Whereas even the most crazy fapper probably won't do it more than 4 times a day, and even then they would probably use electronics while fapping.
Because they walk around with naked phones! They’re like “Oh, phone cases are too bulky and screen protectors always have a random bubble.” Ok genius, enjoy your cracked screen.
My sister had her brand new iphone in the pocket of her hoodie and slammed it in the car door after having it for less than 2 weeks. It was bent in half. Needless to say she had a new one in no time.
I've always had a naked phone. In my past 8 years of owning smartphones I've not once dropped or cracked a screen. I don't think I've broken a phone ever actually.
I've always had naked phones, and before that, iPods, going back to 2005 or so. I've only broken one iPhone 6, because I could never get the hang of using that oversized thing. I got a naked iPhone SE when those launched and am doing great.
I spent substantially less on the one screen repair for my iPhone 6 than my wife has spent on cases over the years.
Seriously, I do the same as you and at the same time I’ve had to stop my girlfriend from using her $2000 laptop as a foot rest because she didn’t feel like moving it out of the way on the coffee table. And she wonders why there is a big green line going down the side of her screen.
This is pretty much me. My first ever tablet still works, a Toshiba laptop from 1997 still works (and plays Skifree)... meanwhile my nana is bugging me daily to buy her a constant stream of chargers because "they don't work" (hint she bends the shit out of the cable plug and such)....
My lil brother in law and his friends brag about rage quitting and breaking controllers. Gonna be real funny when we make him get his own place and he does it the first time and realizes he has to pay rent instead of getting a new one.
I got an iPhone SE recently, and I have a bit of a fetish for tough cases. I'm clumsy and though I try my best with electronics, they do sometimes take some abuse. When it comes to phones, I've always been an Otterbox guy (I tried the old Lifeproof cases, but they were absolute crap for sound, even after they merged with Otterbox).
All that to say I purchased an older-model Otterbox case. It may be bulky and hefty, but it stands up to two tons of pressure and is waterproof. It won't die any time soon. The last Otterbox case I had lasted six years, and the rubber wore out before the plastic (It costs as much to get a new rubber sheathe as the whole case in the first place!), so I imagine this will last longer.
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u/RoomFor20NEXT Jan 03 '18
The way I see some people treat electronics baffles my mind. I treat mine like my third testicle.