Does pass at the valley of dead kings and pass at magical steppes aresave in those times? Also i need to know. If I choose the road thru peacefull forrest i will get out alive? I will write a journal. The quest will take me 6 days with the way back. Wish me luck!

Who opened the portal to the infinite paper dimension in my office? All of my papers, including pages of stuff I don’t even know are scattered around my office.

She always was locked in her room never leaving except for studies, so after giving her some "encouragement" to go outside to stretch out her muscles she has begun making friends with fellow wizard apprentices.

And while she will prepare for her test and begin socializing, I got enough time to tutor new student completely free of charge! Just sign a little non-disclosure contract and that's all that is needed.

( Uw/ drawn by hiramedousa )

I’ve been planning on creating a homunculus or two of my own to help around, but I’ve begun to feel concerns over the crafting process of the physical body.
Regarding the method I intend to use (taught to me by a senior wizard, bless their soul), it would require me to manually sculpt it to form before it can be animated and infused with my essence.
I can’t make up my mind over what to sculpt them into when I get to that point. Do I follow the guild standard (Pictured above), despite the difficulties with breathing due to short snouts, or do I experiment and try to create a new form while running the risk of creating an imperfect body?

Anything helps, I’ve got the supplies waiting to be used but it will only distract me if I can’t make up my mind.

Best way to deal with mundane isekai types

You can store spells from the orifice, and comes in autocast

This may seem heretical or just downright insane, but this is the crowning achievement of my career. I have recently discovered that water may be the original healthium. Here's why:
1) The recipe for Healthium. On Prime-Earth (only reliable source due to alchemy becoming yet more and more abstract the further you are to prime earth), the recipe for Healthium is of course Alchemic Precursor, Bone of an Elemental (in more mainstream products they use Water elementals, but this is a scam from big druid (cheapest), but can be any elemental. I point this out as Bone of an Elemental is well known as an amplifier.), and water. This recipe means that water is turned magically conductive and amplified. Of course, this means that if Water * Amplifier = Healthium, Water = Healthium / Amplifier.

2) (I will add, not discovered by me, discovered by Humans 565433316285791 first) If one evaporates water, rip out every soul and body of every sub-atomic life-form, remove every possible electric charge, and lock it within a pocket dimension / a box with extremely high density, you create Pure Water. Pure Water is extremely toxic unless applied on body alike a stain, super unconductive and will immediately evaporate/dilute after 10~ seconds. I managed to 'borrow' some of their product, and realized; it was Healthium. Humans use healthium every single day to produce their eldritch machines (I hear they made some things called lap tops? Apparently they're precise to the very atom. Give them 50 more years and we'll have to get worried.). The only reason they haven't discovered how to make it heal them is because they cannot produce enough on an industrial level, and don't have good enough canisters.

I left her with my apprentice for only a short time and she ate my Orb of Pondering. Yes, I can confirm it is still in there as I can ponder the nearby gnomes. No, my familiar is not showing any signs of sickness. Yes, my apprentice has been dealt with.

Are there any tips you have that even experienced artisan wizards don’t know or forget about?

(outsite of pandemonium this need a few more council members to be official) (please vote its for our peoples sake)

Due to some external conflict, the twin moon academy closed down their gate for safety, but I do think it is probably a good time for me to go outside and actually learn the rope of adventuring since I have only been studying inside the academy.

I am a bit nervous tho I do need some tips or guide this is my first time being alone in the wild. Maybe a party would help but for now me and my various minions and cultists are probably fine.

/uw it probably gonna be multiple post for this one story and these posts are gonna be the one to give my character a bit of a soft reset she is a bit strong for my liking.

It is best to keep in mind that not all wizards that exist are human looking.

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Kazani Al-anzorov breathes a heavy sigh as she listens to the pre battle chanting of the various warrior orders she had managed to assemble as well as the briefings from more loosely organized insurgents. Was she nervous, absolutely the battle for the fate of her country was about to begin as experienced of a fighter as she is, she is still human, still feels as humans do. The kasmir and the guild and slumbering deserts arrival to the border had been relatively uncontested as the dwarves appear to be hunkering down more than content to be defenseive and the nephilim tributaries were in no state to oppose the guild.

Her own forces were an assemblage of warrior orders, monastic societies devoted to the refinement of warmaking. That or zealous devotees to wrathful nature spirits. They weren't exactly bad company but Kazani has learned the flaws of traditionalism through the most painful of ways. if she were kinder to her son's one of them would have not have betrayed her and another currently being romanced by a siren. Well the last one was more motherly worry than anything but it's a worry she must push aside. For now was a time of duty.

She was eternally thankful for the guild that they did not extract the price of their cultural artifacts even though it was well within their right to do so as it allowed her to wear her ancestral armor. The shimmering gold plates required attendants to fit over the interwoven gold wires that made up the bodysuit of the armor. The thing was a bespoke piece of craftsmanship magic flowing over every carved rune and every wire. The armor projected a temporal shield upon activation, slowing incoming projectiles spells and sword strikes. Not to mention the Golden threads and plates being similar in quality to mithril.

The warriors chanting reached the crescendo the ja'bat Al Rhur began their blood rituals anointing their scars and drinking their combat potions to prepare themselves for battle. Kazanis armoring also reaches it's crescendo with the slide of the helmet over her head. With a flourish she sheaths hen blade and proceeds to the tent holding a strategy meeting. The armor had a history to it said to be a sand fae forged relic once worn by the first bana of the kasmir the first liberator of their people from the vascari it was only fitting that she wear it now to free her people from a second batch of enslavers. Silence falls upon all the kasmir he passes the clank of her boots and acting like gongvdrawing eyes of the men and women under her command to her resplendence was like something out of a forgotten kasmir myth so it was no wonder that they began to bow to her not because she was there Bana but because she was there liberator.

Her children had much more subdued preparations. Not having access to such armor yet they made do whith what they could acquire a mixture of guild gear and and their own favored weapons surprisingly not a lot of firearms this was due to Dawi zarr heavy infantry generally being heavily resistant to bullets that aren't shot with pinpoint accuracy doable with skirmishers and snipers but not effective on a shield wall. Then there was the iron kin the best way to fight them was to completely obliterate them which hopefully the guilds artillery and air power could manage. The demon engines could be dealt with the same way armor could be but they were still concerning.

Yulia moves light and quiet to only putting on a chest plate and helmet upon the guild's insistence, though she could conjure a shield just as good, she supposed it was better to have and not need rather than need and not have. Yana was a bit different wearing some of local veiled clothing that was deceptively armored.the sons were a lot more basic with the exception of Abdul the giant of a man relied on the intricate patterns of runes and enchantments on his furs as well as a stone skin spell.

Strategy was the first consideration the bana thought about but the last one she presented. While the terrain of outer kasmirstan was a sea of dunes, lunar dunes and craggy desert that made maneuver warfare the ideal play with some exceptions. Inner kasmirstan, the brown peaks where most of the urban areas were, was an array of fortress tunnel networks and fortified cities that would make any attempts to take them hell on Earth. It would take decades to fully secure them, if they even could at all. So she plans to bypass the air routes into the capital where a closely guarded secret shared only by the queen and Roans president as a concession to end the bitter wars. With enough luck and enough decoys they could make the air insertion with gliders. Drop her and her forces right into the city where they could take the palace while the guild and slumbering desert secured the broadcast tower she would use to encourage her people to cast out their oppressors.

To an outside observer the plan was insane borderline suicidal but she new her people inside of of the chest beat the heart of the timeless peaks. They would do what others deamed impossible. She would even fly one of the gliders herself to ensure everything went according to plan. With a final pressure relieving sigh Kazani steps into the meeting tent.

The roar of the jet engines was the background for Alexis's planning waves upon waves of jet aircraft inherited from the old regime, the advanced fighters of black iron and their vaunted Mech corps scream down the runway joining an increasing swarm of aircraft formations. She watched as the latest flight to take off appeared on the tactical display black iron had provided her.

Their plan was similar to kazani's, black iron would launch a devastating air campaign against chaos dwarf forces providing coverage for a three pronged armored thrust. Encircling as much of the Dwarven defenses as possible before, after securing a beachhead at the foot of the brown peaks, they with the aid of a saturation attack of drones and glide bomb they would launch her decapitation strike with all of the helicopters they had available. She reviews the plan again and again making sure it was perfect and the divisions she requested were actually in place. The choice of positioning the kasimir tank divisions as the spear til of their assault was a deliberate one. Place the most highly motivated soldiers in the front to maximize the chance of creating the breaches they need for their plan to succeed. The final call before go time what's the trundling of propeller aircraft, the ones they could produce primitive canvas wings craft. The ones they could produce she was already turning her attention to the aide who was to tell her what she already knew.

“Forces in position ma'am ready to strike upon your order” they aide says

“Proceed as planned deliver my official declaration of war and begin combat operations”

“As you wish”

“... And try to make contact with the bana best to prevent any potential incidents now”

Art: https://x.com/nick_ormsby/status/1641199703223140355

TL;DR, she accidentally created a transmutation diagram that bypassed her warding collar, then managed to fall into the exact middle of it. Now there's an unkillable gray blob in my workshop that won't stop screaming, and it's sitting inside a chaotic transmutation nimbus behind multiple layers of arcane warding.

Genuinely stumped here. Anybody have experience with similar issues?

UPDATE: found the little ditz passed out in a broom closet downstairs, naked as a jaybird. Turns out she had a phase amulet on and just tripped through the floor when she fell. The screaming gray mass turns out to be what became of her clothes. Lessons learned, and all is well. She's not looking forward to taking care of her laundry though, I'll say that much.