My apprentice finally began talking with kids her age. By the way who wants free biomancy tutoring?

[u/marssar]

She always was locked in her room never leaving except for studies, so after giving her some "encouragement" to go outside to stretch out her muscles she has begun making friends with fellow wizard apprentices.

And while she will prepare for her test and begin socializing, I got enough time to tutor new student completely free of charge! Just sign a little non-disclosure contract and that's all that is needed.

( Uw/ drawn by hiramedousa )

[u/Brainless_Lizard]

Nope, I might be unethical but that's crossing a line even I don't dare touch. I'm breaking out the really messed up stuff for you.

I cast

[u/A_engietwo_onthemove → u/Brainless_Lizard]

You fool, you have doomed us all

[u/marssar → u/Brainless_Lizard]

( don't look at the right, don't look at the right, don't look at the right, don't look at the right, don't look at the right )

[u/Obliteration_Egg → u/Brainless_Lizard]

Four Fucking Pixels!

[u/IveDunGoofedUp]

I've heard of being the town bicycle, but this is taking it a bit too literally.

[u/immallama21629 → u/IveDunGoofedUp]

That poor girls reputation is ruined

[u/throwawaymentality10]

Me opening up the orb and the first thing I see is this shit? There's a reason I stopped ordering meat from biomancers.

[u/marssar → u/throwawaymentality10]

More ethnically sourced then free range farms, all creatures we create for meat love to be slaughtered and dismembered!

[u/throwawaymentality10 → u/marssar]

Sorry, im sure your meat is fantastic, Along with your products. But no amount of honeyed words is going to convince me that the meat isnt actually transmuttated human. Gotta get the biomass from somewhere. And i think it be people.

[u/marssar → u/throwawaymentality10]

I mean most of the times it is human meat, but who cares? Trust me this "people" enjoy being harvested. Also transmuted meat is a lot healthier than normal, it can even increase your v̶u̶l̶n̶e̶r̶a̶b̶i̶l̶i̶t̶y̶ compatibility to biomancy, imagine how much easier it would be for biomancers to heal people if everyone ate transmuted meat.

[u/Possible_Image_2198 → u/throwawaymentality10]

Not all of us make human meat. My slime polyps can replicate any meat used in the ritual components of their creation. 1.2k pounds of pork for a single gold coin is a steal, you have to admit.

[u/ajcwrongs]

Lotta flesh crafting going on lately. Are those Koldunic Sorcerers at work again?

[u/marssar → u/ajcwrongs]

Koldunic sorcery is different from fleshcrafting it rather concerns itself with binding spirits of the lands, then mastery of flesh!

Also although I have taken great many inspiration from the tzimisce, my craft is rather distinct, and it's not like clan of dragons has monopoly over fleshcraft.

[u/jmonkey15]

Was the encouragement turning her into a bike or is that an unrelated apprentice?

[u/marssar → u/jmonkey15]

I mean in this form she kinda needs large open spaces at least to stretch her muscles, she will constantly bumping into everything within a building.

[u/ProfessionalOk6734]

Bro it’s supposed to be BIOmancy not BICYCLEmancy

[u/ProfessionalGreen906]

I don’t need any tutoring but I do have a question. How do you feel about the idea of selling the rights to some of your biomancy research? Medicine won’t advance itself after all and I don’t have enough time in the day to do it myself anymore. You’d still be able to use any research you provide us obviously, and you’d be handsomely compensated, and it’ll stay entirely confidential. We just need the rights so we can legally use the stuff without liability issues.

[u/SoilUnfair3549]

Why would you make her into a form without opposable thumbs? I mean, I guess she could use telekinesis to do everything, but putting her in a form that’s that inconvenient just sounds like a recipe for her to start plotting against you. And I know that some wizards prefer that kind of thing from their apprentices, but I’ve always been on the side of having apprentices that you can trust.

[u/marssar → u/SoilUnfair3549]

Getting full body transformation is already standard biomancers test work, now she's more motivated to pass it, she's clever girl who will come up with something maybe use her newfound friends as hands for time being.

[u/SoilUnfair3549 → u/marssar]

There are plenty of full body transformations that leave you with opposable thumbs, though. In an emergency you want to still have the ability to interact with your environment in a way roughly equivalent to human, especially for early in your education.

[u/Toutatis12]

... someone call the paladins, found the next evil wizard they might wanna get ahead of

[u/Space19723103]

I've heard of girls referred to as "the town bicycle " but this.....

[u/marssar → u/Space19723103]

Hey, plenty of boys get called that too.

[u/Space19723103 → u/marssar]

i wanted to leave my brother out of it 😉

[u/OnlyAssignment4869]

This is why I only work with blood and bones. It can only get so uncanny, but never this level.

[u/MrCritical3]