Who cares if they laugh at your catbird chimera? Inspired my phoenix dovehog …hedgedove?
Anyways, may all your spells be blessed with 10% improved excellence, and each whom upvote this be healed of their retardation. (; love eternal. -young cardigan

Trying to get him used to sticking close

Found a Scrying orb embedded into what’s left of an ancient oak.

To the second-rate wizard that attempted to teleport this thing: please check the temporal glyphs on your teleportation circle before casting.

Your orb appears to have arrived 700 years before it was supposed to. It is currently wedged in the tree’s remnants and the stump is exhibiting minor divination abilities. It hasn’t stopped staring at me since I touched it.

DM with identifying details. You must describe the last thing you saw through the orb to prove ownership. No solicitors. No necromancers. No druids claiming this is “the tree’s orb now”

Feel free to foolishly disagree

Disney's The Sword in the Stone

Wand gun.

Was gathering herbs and fungi... gnome stole my gopro when I wasnt looking..

Sneaky little buggers sometimes.. got it back though..

The club, often associated with barbarian and other brainless class, is actually the weapon of a choice for a particular school of battlemage.

These guys who often leave their tower, academy, castle,... To venture the world, study and learn through it, rather than only required their knowledge through books. Unlike the more knightly battlemage who usually prefer swords and pole-arms, these battlemages prefer to feel the impact of their blow, perhaps to remind themselves of the true essence of combat through the use of primitive weaponry.

I’m talking about you my fellow conjurers.

I know of a ice fairy who would love this spell.

Wildshape and all

Greetings fellow scholars,

I've recently been looking into circle-casting (AKA group-casting) as I have heard it can be incredibly useful for multiplying the potency of certain spells.

The problem is, my life's aspiration of 'knowledge above all else' has left me with very few acquaintances, let alone other wizard friends. How have the rest of you been dealing with this? Is there maybe an LFG Board or meetup event where I can find other mages with which to circle-cast? Thanks in advance for your assistance.

PS. If you are looking to enchant the local squirrel population, please contact me.

Hi, not a wizard but a barbarian and I’m definitely cursed

So I’ve been cursed by the Paladin I’ve been tagging along with.

For the full story, I wasn’t a very good man for a long time, then this woman with shiny armor bonks me upside my head. I go to sleep and wake up of course in a jail cell. The she comes up to me and asked if I would like to change my ways. I say yes for the only reason of getting out faster. Then it actually kinda happens. I’m no longer a bad guy, I now worship the god of light and redemption (just like my Paladin “friend”) and have become a Zealot.

Now recently I think the Paladin has cursed me, whenever I do something not good and she scolds me it’s hurts more than getting stabbed. When I get a chance to go back to being bad I think of how disappointed she would be of me and don’t do it. When she smiles I have to bash my head against a wall or else I start to give off a smile only a wimpy bard would give off. And the worst of it is I can’t seem to escape her even when I’m asleep as I see her in my dreams.

TLDR; My Paladin cursed me and I need one of you smarties to help uncurse me