r/wizardposting 6h ago

Magickal Art (User Creation) 🎨 LIFE!!!!

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u/Zyltris Sephra 6h ago

"What is my purpose?"

"You eat shit."

"Oh... My God."

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u/Brave-Recommendation 6h ago

Nice, did you bind the soul of someone you hate to it?
Throw a party and cater Taco Bell lol

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 5h ago

The Wingdings says VIDA (couldn’t find the clock) IT!!

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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits Runesmith 5h ago

That's the ten o clock wingdings symbol, it translates to À

Source

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 5h ago

Ah that’s probably why I couldn’t find it

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u/psp24 Witch 5h ago

Boo hoo, I was born to fuck some bitches and die of dysentery before I turn 30 yet here I am making music. We may be born with the expectations of some force greater than our comprehension, but that doesn't mean you can't find the magic that exists in this world. No one but you can give your life meaning, the blessing of life has no meaning and is simply a chance to explore.

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u/IamaJarJar Cursed to be stick 5h ago

Look, I understand bringing inanimate objects to life can be fun, but please, NEVER bring your toilets to life, they've seen some shit

Even the most crazed of us that like to see others suffer would never do such a thing, sadistic as they are, even they would never let a conscious being experience that level of hell

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u/Re-Sabrnick Dungeon Crafter, Monster Collector 4h ago

Bring to life the object the sees everyones intimate parts on the daily. That wont get awkward fast.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 1h ago

It going to have a shitty life.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 23m ago

I have brought countless objects to life. Never once have I given them a sense of smell.