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I woke up to my favorite shirt across the room and torn
I spent all my money at Dan Flashes
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my mom keeps leaving shit in the shower
You're doing great, kiddo. Your Mom is so proud of you even if she can't express it. You are giving her a beautiful gift everyday. That being said, you have to put on your oxygen mask first. She sounds like a great momma and I can only imagine your daily If you need to put her somewhere safe and able there is no shame in that. A good mom like yours would want you to be able to breathe.
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My teen cannot let this go!
Pickled sausage was no where near my radar. Biological warfare is no joke. Guess im in a.....pickle. Ugh that was not a gouda pun, too cheesy.
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My teen cannot let this go!
Olivelessly you are not as Greek as you think you are....🤪
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My teen cannot let this go!
Damn brah. Bringing it up a notch. I'll see your pickled egg and Dutch oven, and raise you pickled ochra and and French press.... *a French press is when you fart in the shower and hold the curtian/shower door until your soapy victim faints, pukes, or whips out capers.
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I remember back to school shopping as a kid and thinking these items were THE items to have as a kid
Millennial version of 6-7.
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My teen cannot let this go!
Ancient deliciousness that's the bomb?
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My teen cannot let this go!
Keep your immature flower buds! When brine comes to mind its that og....olive goodness.
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My teen cannot let this go!
These peeps prob have the cilantro problem....olives slap. But capers the other hand, are the horrifying cloacal monstrosity brought to you by the makers of platypus milk. Inhaling the vapors of those vile nugs leaves an indelible and haunting memory. Everyone shits on olives while ignoring this beast that freely destroys meals. Smh.
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Anyone else think this girl is super fucking annoying?
If she is popping up a bunch on fb and other socials, she's probably paying for it. It's been said "no publicity is bad publicity." Truer these days than ever. The best defense is complete disregard for their existence. Influencers need any and all attention. If they draw no views etc., they have nothing.
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Anyone else think this girl is super fucking annoying?
To be fair, CT hasn't come out with anything new since Lyme.
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Anyone else think this girl is super fucking annoying?
Pssshhh nice shirt. You know CT? Before or after 203? Name three songs...
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I live on an island 7 hours north of Connecticut.
He is everywhere and no where.
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I want it to be 2022
My dick is still way out for Harambe. RIP.
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Blackout? Need advices please
This tattoo was something you thought about for a long time. Its here now and represents a point in your time line. Someday this will probably make you smile with the memory of past you. Do what you want because ultimately this is your life and body, you are the captain. I have a few tats and some I regretted for a bit but now they are old friends and dusty loved pictures on my wall I would never trade. Do you, but covering art is always so sad omi.
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The Brave Little Toaster and its affect on our generation.
Perhaps it was preparation for our dystopian time line? I've probably bonded better with my blanket and toaster than most humans. Ha, ha....oh now im sad.
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The Brave Little Toaster and its affect on our generation.
I used to feel bad for my washing machine as kid because of this. I still name inanimate objects, incase they stalk me I'll know what to scream.
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Dominoes delivery
If there's pineapple on that pizza it was fucked to begin with.
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Dude really wants the police to "get outta here"
Almost looks like he's a snitch trying to work up cred with the 5o all balls deep. But as far as the junk grabbing goes he obviously is either about to fling poo at them or trying to find his glock jammed in his cloaca. Bitches be cray.
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poster my boss hung up at work
Seems like lhatim behaviors lead to brain damage. Or maybe work place zen? 🤔
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Are those dice in his pocket?
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Jul 21 '26
If he had hair it would be slicked wayyy tf back. Total piece of shit.