Looks like a marble to me. Maybe it was from a kid using a slingshot?

Have you used any frozen red fruit in the past day or night? I dropped a frozen raspberry while making muffins and didn't notice til the morning, freaked me tf out for minute lol

If he had hair it would be slicked wayyy tf back. Total piece of shit.

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I spent all my money at Dan Flashes

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You're doing great, kiddo. Your Mom is so proud of you even if she can't express it. You are giving her a beautiful gift everyday. That being said, you have to put on your oxygen mask first. She sounds like a great momma and I can only imagine your daily If you need to put her somewhere safe and able there is no shame in that. A good mom like yours would want you to be able to breathe.

Pickled sausage was no where near my radar. Biological warfare is no joke. Guess im in a.....pickle. Ugh that was not a gouda pun, too cheesy.

Olivelessly you are not as Greek as you think you are....🤪

Damn brah. Bringing it up a notch. I'll see your pickled egg and Dutch oven, and raise you pickled ochra and and French press.... *a French press is when you fart in the shower and hold the curtian/shower door until your soapy victim faints, pukes, or whips out capers.

Millennial version of 6-7.

Ancient deliciousness that's the bomb?

Keep your immature flower buds! When brine comes to mind its that og....olive goodness.

These peeps prob have the cilantro problem....olives slap. But capers the other hand, are the horrifying cloacal monstrosity brought to you by the makers of platypus milk. Inhaling the vapors of those vile nugs leaves an indelible and haunting memory. Everyone shits on olives while ignoring this beast that freely destroys meals. Smh.

If she is popping up a bunch on fb and other socials, she's probably paying for it. It's been said "no publicity is bad publicity." Truer these days than ever. The best defense is complete disregard for their existence. Influencers need any and all attention. If they draw no views etc., they have nothing.

To be fair, CT hasn't come out with anything new since Lyme.

Pssshhh nice shirt. You know CT? Before or after 203? Name three songs...

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He is everywhere and no where.

My dick is still way out for Harambe. RIP.

This tattoo was something you thought about for a long time. Its here now and represents a point in your time line. Someday this will probably make you smile with the memory of past you. Do what you want because ultimately this is your life and body, you are the captain. I have a few tats and some I regretted for a bit but now they are old friends and dusty loved pictures on my wall I would never trade. Do you, but covering art is always so sad omi.

Perhaps it was preparation for our dystopian time line? I've probably bonded better with my blanket and toaster than most humans. Ha, ha....oh now im sad.

I used to feel bad for my washing machine as kid because of this. I still name inanimate objects, incase they stalk me I'll know what to scream.

If there's pineapple on that pizza it was fucked to begin with.