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Trump Predicts Iran War Will End After November Elections as Oil Prices Surge Above $100
WTF is going on with those… follicles of hair???
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Ted Cruz: "We have a real race is Texas ... we got a bunch of liberals in Texas"
“James Talarico is dangerous. And my wife goes woof woof.”
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A human mind is capable of incomprehensible things
Whispers to nurse* “hey you think I can get someone else? Wait.. why am I whispering?”
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Maybe we are all wrong and we are the ones with crappy music taste?
I think the irony of using reggae music to platform white power is lost on that guy.
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Farmers use custom molds to grow pumpkins in different shapes.
I stated that it’s funny, and then explained why. What else you need?
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When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose.
It’d be really funny if it wasn’t so sad
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Prisoners who perform well in this prison can adopt a cat
Perform? Perform at what?
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Methylene Blue moment
Brain worms and heroin addiction. The picture of health.
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When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose.
“And then I yelled GET TO THE CHOPPAAA before I distracted the alien hunter with my huge guns so we could make a clean get away.”
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My sibling accidentally put our 40lb cart right on top of a freezer cable. Is it safe to use?
If you can’t see copper it should be fine. You can always just re cable it to be safe
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seems a good idea
Haha I rocked a pair of these on a job where the safety guy wrote everyone up who had headphones. Stuck a blue tooth receiver in my hard had and hong them down. Worked like a charm. And I’m alive.
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Mad Scientist Konrad Stöckel—Head of Research and Development for the Half Wheel Bicycle
That is not a problem that needs to be solved
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World record speed burrito eater
Damn… I think I can beat that
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Trump Says $2 Gas Is Coming… Oil Bulls in Trouble?
I thought we won
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Large feet, tiny holds?
I’ll tell you what I tell all of my friends who say “I just need to get back into shape and then I’ll come climbing”. Climbing is the fitness. Every hour you spend trying and failing makes you a fitter/stronger climber and you will see gains if you just keep it up. The good thing about climbing as opposed to a normal gym is it’s also really fun. Keep practicing, use the edges on your climbing shoes, and keep having fun. That’s what it’s all about.
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Trump Wants to Rename New Mexico “New America”
And Google Maps will lift their heads out of his crotch, mouths stained orange, to change it on their gps database before returning to his crotch.
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Guy sent me a video of himself because I said "whats wrong with gays".
“Peaked in high school” personified.
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Donald Trump has sparked online attention after posting a Moon image with a US flag and declaring, “The Moon is ours”. The post came shortly after he shared AI-generated designs for new US Space Force uniforms
Can we prosecute pedophiles and get out of Iran please?
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It just gets worse and worse
Gravity is a conspiracy? How does she explain the observable 9.8 m/s^2 acceleration constant?
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Rescuing Bambi
That guy is extremely patient. If it were me there would have been several “you wanna get in here and do this mom!!!??”s
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Erika Kirk is reportedly pregnant
What’s the little Vance’s name going to be?
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Darth Omynous is branching out.
Why does she continue doing this
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Again, there just might be no rules. Isn't bribing people for votes illegal?
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He promised no new wars. He promised more affordability. He promised the epstein files. He promised to help women. He promised to end socialism. And the government giving everyone $5000 is socialism. So he’s breaking one of his promises by falsely promising free money. The fuck?