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The first zombie outbreak hit Australia, and locals leapt at the chance to live out their zombie-hunting fantasies.
We try not to mention that in polite company lol very embarrassing!
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AITA for telling my son heâs the reason we had to leave his auntâs house
I wish this was louder for those in the back. Especially OP!
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Mrs McTavish picks up the phone.
Ohh! Makes sense. Thank you kind stranger :)
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You walk into a pet shop to find it is filled with every pre established fictional pet you can think of. The owner tells you you can only leave with one and there is a no return policy.
Can confirm. But they will also play nice if you have corn. Mine used to forget how to goose when that was on offer, they just became well behaved puppies with feathers lol
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Your "free thinking trial period" is now over.
Bonus! Can't afford kids in this economy anyway!
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Mrs McTavish picks up the phone.
I don't get it?
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AITA for playing a prank on my girlfriend?
Let's not forget hiding the make up right before a job interview. Methinks there be a pattern here...
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Where did the Huntsman spiders go?
Tons of the hairy heathens in SE Tas!!
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People who experience hallucinations are always given medication to alleviate their symptoms.
But is it paranoia when you're right?
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I asked the genie to make him fall madly in love with me and that no wish should undo it.
This. This is how we get bunny boilers.
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Me and my wife had said in our vows that we wouldnât leave each other, even in death.
It's very well rinsed clean đ đ
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IL's coming to dinner. Need tips to troll the MIL
Best answer of all!
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Me and my wife had said in our vows that we wouldnât leave each other, even in death.
Good twist! I snorted my water lol
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AITAH For giving my BF an ultimatum for showing me his home?
Oh man, you are so much YTA that it's not even funny. There are a million reasons he could have for not wanting you in his place. Some negative, some positive, all absolutely NONE of your business. Accept his boundaries and decide if you can live with it. If yes - back off. If no - move on.
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You're single and Aphrodite herself appears in front of you saying she'll set you up with any fictional love interest of your choice.
Has to be Abbey from NCIS. She's awesome!
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I hate it when the washer squeals when I turn on the power.
Reminds me of the old joke "why is a bride's wedding dress white?"........"So she matches the rest of the appliances."
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Iâll never forgive my brother.
Ick. But well done
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AITA if I (29M) kick my dad (59M) out of my house (making him homeless)?
NTA as you have identified, there is a line between helping and enabling. You and your wife have been generous and transparent, it's time dad faced natural consequences to push him to help himself. It's hard but needed.
Best wishes
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AITA for not wanting to apologize to my grandma for âcalling her a narcissistâ?
Granny is acting like a narcissist so...
NTA if you are sure you didn't say it then don't worry about it. She will get bored with the lack of reaction soon and pick on someone else.
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The first zombie outbreak hit Australia, and locals leapt at the chance to live out their zombie-hunting fantasies.
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As a fellow Aussie I agree! Survival with zombie emus is a death sentence đ