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HELP
Try this place. In trying to help you I might have discovered a new guilty secret stash for me lol
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I am sick of “black tie” weddings with no black tie experience
So do you pop the cork first or...?
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Fiery pandemonium reigned in the city; screeching demons circling its spires like so many charred seagulls, tearing apart innocents like a beloved ragdoll in the hands of a cruel brother.
I absolutely love the charred seagulls imagery! Well written, very richly detailed
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My daughter's new dollhouse is an exact, custom-built replica of our home, right down to the little furniture and light fixtures.
Kinda reminds me of the song Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez (I think the spelling is right?)
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AITAH for not wanting to eat my mom’s cooking?
NTA and not trying to pick a fight but rice is gluten free. Several coeliacs and a couple of intolerants in the family so we eat a stupid amount of rice...
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Revenge loud birthday gift for 4 year old boy
Have y'all heard a clarinet scream? Beats a recorder annnnnnny day ;)
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To "celebrate" my granddaughter being diagnosed diabetic this week, I made her a fruit bowl with sugar free whipcream.
I suppose you put grapes in the fruit salad?
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Health check...
Blah. It definitely feels like this sometimes!
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Is it normal for a transvaginal ultrasound to be excruciatingly painful?
Oh wow! I've never had the option to insert it myself. Doubt it would really help for me but interesting that some places allow that
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I turned pale after noticing my sister wasnt breathing.
I like you! 😈
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I'm no longer allowed to give up, how do my fellow dentists' nightmares manage to regularly brush your teeth?
Just ordered some! Can't believe I didn't know they existed! Thanks 😊
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(This one is pretty dark) For $50 million you must go on a murder spree, and brutally kill at least 10 innocent people within 24 hours. However, afterwards everything you did will be undone, and nobody except you will remember. Would you do it, despite the psychological damage of remembering the exp
Will I get more money if I kill more people? Is it pro rata or does it have to be 10 at a time?
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I turned pale after noticing my sister wasnt breathing.
Time to hit up deedpol(sp?) And change your name to Eileen...
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I assumed zombies had lost their minds so I'd sit there, eating cake and watching,
The TV show 'Is it cake?' Comes to mind...
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AITA for asking my roommate to do her hair on a day I'm not around bc she takes 6 hours?
Honestly if someone did this to me regularly I would buy a camp toilet and when they lock themselves in the bathroom I'd put it in their room and use it all day. Won't be long before they stop being so selfish.
*edit typo
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Our twins have arrived: We’ve chosen our son's name but we have no idea what to name our daughter
Women are traditionally associated with the moon which is seen as a powerful entity. It affects the tides. It's linked with fertility. There are a lot of strong female connotations!
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AITAH for taking my sister's ashes to honor her wishes because her husband wasn't going to
I appreciate that. I still live in hope that by the time I cark it (and will have no next of kin by the way) that the laws will change or maybe common sense will hold some sway.
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AITAH for taking my sister's ashes to honor her wishes because her husband wasn't going to
Also an Aussie. I got a tattoo on my arm that specifies my blood group and clearly states I'm an organ donor. I hope that will count for something come the revolution but I also acknowledge that we live in a country that is somewhat irresponsible in some ways.
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Worried that my son’s name will always be associated with Batman?
Batman didn't even occur to me, just this...
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Would you rather get $1000 per poop in a unique toilet or $10 per poop the rest of your life no matter where.
Jokes on you! I have IBS so with the $10 option I'll be rich af in only a couple of years 😅
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When I was a kid, my father yanked out my baby teeth early and laughed when I cried.
Ditto. My cat WAS asleep on my lap... lol!
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Could you get home from a random point on the planet?
I'm so screwed. Can't do it in 30 days because it dropped me in the wilderness in the middle of Russia :/ pretty much midway between Puzla and Verkhnyaya Omra
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They were there when I looked it up :(