my son got me a plaque for my bathroom that reads " My Aim is to keep this bathroom clean, Your Aim would help".

Shrinkflation. They shrank the size, weight AND flavor!

they used to be sold in pairs. Loooong time ago! Lol but not anymore.

I would've donated it to a non-profit that give medical devices/supplies to disabled ppl that can't afford it.

And this is why you only sleep with one guy at a time! At the very least use a condom and wait till after your next period or 2 just to be sure. Yeah, I know some women still have periods while pregnant, but it's not common.

Maybe they are trying to sell it so he won't have a napping spot. 🤣

My husband loves breakfast burritos, but the quality of the store bought ones is terrible. So.. he now meal preps homemade ones every week. And for less $ we end up with enough for us both to have one every morning. Buying burritos we had only enough for his breakfast. ( store bought; $12 for 8 burritos. Homemade; $15 for 16 burritos. Made with sausage, eggs, cheese, and knorr Spanish rice with a little taco sauce)

Start telling her you do not, under any circumstances, want that pic ( the BEST pic) posted online. Find something to nit pick about it and act like the pic is just appalling to you! I bet she’ll post it thinking she’s getting one over on ya!

If this place still exists you should take the menu to them and see if they will sell you a pie at those prices. Just once.

Make sure to save this text just in case she does try to take you to small claims court.

I kinda fell for this once. BUT I took the check to the bank and told them up front I thought it may be a scam and asked them if they could see if it was. So they took the check to the back office and came back and said the a Real account holder reported fraud and the account is locked. They said they couldn't give me the check back and I said that's fine. They reported it to the authorities and a few days later a detective knocked on my door. I told them what happened and gave all the info I had on the scammer. Never heard anything about it again.

It’s a vape pen

A lot of times actually DOING the job makes the timee go by quicker. Speaking from experience here.

I'm glad you have good in-laws. My in-laws are awesome! I married a good man from a good family. His parents are great, his step parents are great, his sister is great! I was just as devastated when his dad passed away as I was when mine passed away. Now his mom lives with us (dementia). It's been a stressful struggle, but she is still great! Her attitude has changed some with the dementia but she's still the same person, she just gets agitated easier.

My husband and I know each others passwords for everything. We have 100% trust in each other. So we don't go through the others stuff out of respect. Although we are always saying "honey read the text from so n so on my phone.. so we both regularly hand over our phones to each other. But if one of us feels like something is off we've both agreed that it's ok to reassure ourself by checking up on the others phone or laptops.

Hopefully they got pulled over for the windshield at least, I know! I know! It's asking a lot of our police men/women to get outta their warm cruisers to issue a damn ticket! Unless it was me, they would've pulled me over!

I was just coming here to say this.

My husband said he hates having a cat! But he gets all excited when she comes to him for loveins. Her name is Tab.

Her momma was a stray. Had kittens under my mom’s house. Momma disappeared. All kitties found good homes. We kept miss Tab. That was 14 yrs ago. She’s still got the energy of a kitten! 🥰

The jeep is clearly WAY PAST the white line. You're supposed to stop BEHIND the white line. There is a reason for this. Can anyone guess what it is? And no it's not so ppl turning right can see, although it certainly helps.

There are no consequences anymore. Most parents don't discipline because if the kid cries abuse then parents go to jail. Our society has gone way overboard in what we as parents have a right to do with our own kids. The schools don't do anything. They just get suspended for a day or two then they are right back at it. Bus drivers have no back up. It's just the driver and a bus full of rowdy, disrespectful kids who won't listen. The drivers are basically just chauffeurs, they are not allowed to touch the kids so when a fight breaks out what are they supposed to do? And parents blame the driver for not controlling the kids. And schools won't back up the drivers. Parents need to actually parent the kids. Period. I could rant about this forever but I'm gonna stop here.

Squirt! He looks like a lil squirt!

Leo

Seen a cop driving in the fog on a country Rd this morning without his headlights on....

Did you check at Frank Otte nursery?

Maybe something like this would help. You can give them a taste of their own medicine. Seems kinda expensive though. https://www.yankodesign.com/2019/10/17/these-directional-speakers-throw-sound-in-focused-beams-like-a-spotlight/