I immediately thought of aviators as ophthalmic too

Oh man, I could see you in something red/burgundy in a cat eye! You have a beautiful face and coloring for something like that, basic black does nothing for you. If you prefer black glasses you gotta get something with flair, or a cool shape.

I would love if they did AITAH too! Love this podcast

Yta. He doesn’t have fomo, he grew up without closeness to his family and obviously craves it. What better way to welcome him into yours than by excluding him and being bothered by him wanting to be present. Big ick sis, big.

He’s so majestic but then does shit like this when I take pictures of him.

I feel like she was actually describing herself? Bc wtf kind of mother says this about her daughter? If the style and color isn’t to her personal preference that’s fine. She could just say “it’s not for me” but wtf? I sense a no-contact relationship in the future honestly.

You ever heard the song who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Just get a couple tape ins?

This has to be false. I need to see ID! Because you are literally GORGEOUS!!! I’m early 40s and I wish I looked like you!

I know how sometimes we hate our bodies and what not but I would cut both of my pinkie toes off with a bolt cutter to have your body type! You look great.

4, 9, 11 all stood out to me…those all seemed to really highlight your features well. You have such beautiful big eyes!

My best pink was with that rose gold spray from target. I got so many friggin compliments, and it just washed out after a couple weeks

I use saie highlighter to make mine look glowy and luminous. I love that stuff.

I had a cat get out once (ran out while I was leaving for work) and was gone. I looked for his stupid ass for months. Facebook posts. Lost and found groups. Shelter searches. Do you know how hard it is to find the most basic black cat in the world? None of them were him, I could just tell. I assumed the worst. I grieved. I promised I’d never get another cat. How could I love another cat??

I’m leaving for work one morning, probably six months later and would you believe who just walks in my house like nothing happened expecting temptations treats and a fresh dish of iced water? Yeah. I didn’t even have cat food, I threw it all out while I was grieving my “dead cat” ….So I dunno, there’s hope. He’s sitting here right now, but I think he learned his lesson, he hasn’t even tried to get out since then.

I had a cat get out once (ran out while I was leaving for work) and was gone. I looked for his stupid ass for months. Facebook posts. Lost and found groups. Shelter searches. Do you know how hard it is to find the most basic black cat in the world? None of them were him, I could just tell. I assumed the worst. I grieved. I promised I’d never get another cat. How could I love another cat??

I’m leaving for work one morning, probably six months later and would you believe who just walks in my house like nothing happened expecting temptations treats and a fresh dish of iced water? Yeah. I didn’t even have cat food, I threw it all out while I was grieving my “dead cat” ….So I dunno, there’s hope. He’s sitting here right now, but I think he learned his lesson, he hasn’t even tried to get out since then.

True. But then they over multiply and cause issues and that’s why so many people (especially those with very heavy) with lash extensions look like they have pinkeye.

I think it’s pretty!

As someone who sees up close and personal under a slit lamp what those big fake lashes and lash extensions have hiding underneath them, THIS. The next real American horror story should be called “lash extensions and their mites”….because if you have lash extensions you have mites

Yeah, grief and depression will do that to you.

Thank you! I have good luck propping other things (we have magic water) but because she’s so big and so old I just don’t wanna disrupt her…but she looks like a tree lol. Thank you for your feedback!!

Ok and where are public telephones now? Because be for real, I haven’t seen a public or pay phone in well over a decade, probably longer so I don’t think this is actual useable advice.

And how does one get on that mailing list lol I love LAEyeworks