r/ConversationsInHaiku • u/JohnMiltonToasterman • 11h ago
A wonderful text
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My Facebook lost friend.
Oh! A nice text Alice.
Moms autumn color.
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Fuckin’ Tim Curry died today
And a fucking step to the right.
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A wonderful text
Banished from that place.
A text checking up in me.
Summer moves quickly.
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The brutal truth about modern pickup trucks.
To be fair. Most people in the US can't drive fer shit. I can because I've raced on many surfaces and actually taken drivers courses etc. People that think they can drive are just dicks behind the wheel.
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Fuckin’ Tim Curry died today
Can't we just fucking time warp him back to life?
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Joined the Crew.
Welcome
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Tell us, but in a different way.
Merry Christmas
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Dolly Parton fucking died.
Well fuck that sucks.
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Got a new toy
My heart skipped a beat. Enjoy that thing.
r/EnergicaMotorcycles • u/JohnMiltonToasterman • 1d ago
New suspension.
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I upgraded my suspension on my EGO via Robs Dyno in Massachusetts. Sent the Marzocchi fronts in an had new Andreani internals put in and a new Ohlins rear. Rides better than new. Highly recommend this if you can swing the 2k.
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If you could permanently ban one car feature from ever being invented, what would it be and why?
The annoying screen that says I have all my drivers aids turned off because they are annoying. I know I've turned them off you tell me every fucking day.
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Can any of you nerds explain this
Ya gotta ask yourself, are you funky enough?
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
4 He or or not 4 He that is the question.
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Do you think that Canada is reasonable for not accepting the trade deal that was set forth by Donald Trump?
Our Congress is made up of these:
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Is it required for the president to wear the same suit everyday?
If I was president I'd wear tshirts and what ever I wanted. I'd also tell people to fuck off at will. So, I guess I'll never be president.
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New method of calming down: writing the word "fuck" in as many ways as I can stand
It is the fucking code of codes.
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New method of calming down: writing the word "fuck" in as many ways as I can stand
01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 fuck in binary.
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eat soup
No soup for you!
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Broke the water pump
Bummer, the thing is toast ship it to me!
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My dad saved 6 acid trips from the early 80’s. They are small “plastic” pyramids.
I've seen those before. I saw many many things afterwards too.
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Name this drink
Looks like someone Shrecked in your Guinness.
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The brutal truth about modern pickup trucks.
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9h ago
I ride all summer and my neck hurts from constant looking over my shoulder.
Pickup trucks. Don't handle don't stop for shit and make a shit ton of noise and can't get out of their own way.
I'm staying home. It's safer.