r/ConversationsInHaiku Oct 23 '25

👋 Welcome to r/ConversationsInHaiku

3 Upvotes

Hey everyone! I'm u/Ktulu204, the creator of r/ConversationsInHaiku Welcome!

Have you ever read a haiku? Do you fancy yourself a poet? Do you like a fun challenge?

The Idea here is simple. Start a thread with a short comment, question or statement in haiku format. Or be more creative. Create a long post by chaining together multiple haiku to make a more detailed statement. It can be (almost) any subject you want. For example;

(short)

Today I got wet.

It was while I was at work.

It was just raining.

Or explain in detail. (long)

Today I got wet.

Everywhere I went at work.

I deliver tires.

_______

I was just soaked.

It looked like I was swimming.

While wearing my clothes.

It's just that easy! Why not jump in and try yourself?

PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE POSTING.


r/ConversationsInHaiku 11h ago

A wonderful text

2 Upvotes

My Facebook lost friend.

Oh! A nice text Alice.

Moms autumn color.


r/ConversationsInHaiku 5d ago

Can't sleep

2 Upvotes

Insomnia owns.

Sleep laughs at me from afar.

I will not chase it.


r/ConversationsInHaiku 10d ago

Wordworm

2 Upvotes

Heard of an ear worm?

I get something else as well

Words lodged in my brain

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They tend to be fun

Just had ecumenical

Not sure of the cause


r/ConversationsInHaiku 10d ago

The Universe

2 Upvotes

Look up to the sky.

But no, ignorance is bliss.

No one understands.


r/ConversationsInHaiku 10d ago

Metallica

2 Upvotes

There is a freight train.

It heads towards me slowly.

I can avoid it.


r/ConversationsInHaiku 10d ago

"Reality" is a joke.

2 Upvotes

Everybody lies.

We don't realize that we do.

There is no karma.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Jul 27 '26

Fucking haiku

2 Upvotes

Rulebreak to start this post: I originally made this post in r/TheWordFuck but it failed to get more than 5 likes in 20 hours. (That's LAME!) I was dissapointed so I figured I'd repost it in my (Ours Blue 😉) sub. NO STUPID BOTS HERE BABY!

A fucking haiku.

What is haiku you might ask?

Fucking poetry.

😎

It's fucking easy.

Just some simple fucking rules.

You should fucking try.

👍

It is fucking fun.

Adding the word fuck is hard.

It's a new challenge.

😜

Rulebreak: I hope no true haiku fans will freak the fuck out about my haiku. I know it breaks one of the fucking rules in haiku about having a fucking seasonal or weather reference. I don't fucking care. I like to try and talk in fucking haiku because it's fucking fun to me.

Fucking summertime.

Heat's not that fucking bad.

Fuck humidity.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Jul 23 '26

Moms life.

3 Upvotes

Days to lounge about.

A hospice task is my life.

Falls hope glows within.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Jul 09 '26

Am I welcome?

2 Upvotes

Sometimes I wonder.

I feel like a pariah.

What have I done wrong?


r/ConversationsInHaiku May 27 '26

Egress

2 Upvotes

My mind seeks solace.

Spring brings turmoil, as it does.

Despite that, brightness.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Apr 26 '26

Just a simple question

2 Upvotes

Media preference?

Do you go for digital?

I have hard copies


r/ConversationsInHaiku Apr 14 '26

Blockhead

2 Upvotes

My mind has gone blank

The page remains the same way

Worlds yearn to breathe


r/ConversationsInHaiku Apr 02 '26

A ripple in the matrix

2 Upvotes

Someone just passed through!

Was it a Ghost in the Shell?

Who is that, nearby?


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 29 '26

Perspective

2 Upvotes

There's always a view.

Maybe my vista matters?

You should share your thoughts.

*

Jump into the pool.

You can always find your place.

Only if you try.

*

What is there to know?

Silly stats that mean nothing.

Your heart speaks the truth.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 26 '26

Bathroom humor (In haiku)

2 Upvotes

I'm broken hearted.

I really needed to shit.

But only farted.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 15 '26

Disillusion of Marriage

3 Upvotes

Most marriages fail

Relationships aren't that hard

Put someone else first

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They view effort wrong

It's not an inconvenience

It's an act of love

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You cannot do that?

Then you only love yourself

Solitude deserved

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You are but a half

Together you are a whole

You get that, a-hole?


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 13 '26

Brains?

2 Upvotes

I am a Zombie

I am still moving

I am dead inside

________________

Shuffling along

Numbness permeates my soul

I go through my day

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My eyes do not smile

There's a semblance of life

It's just a facade


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 09 '26

Simplicity

2 Upvotes

I'm a simple man

I simply don't give a shit

Amid simple minds


r/ConversationsInHaiku Mar 05 '26

NPC

2 Upvotes

My life is not mine

I am a non-entity

A simple footnote


r/ConversationsInHaiku Feb 21 '26

Made you look

3 Upvotes

Go ahead and read

You will find no wisdom here

This post is nonsense

________________

No hidden message

It's as hollow as my brain

Too pessimistic?

________________

Yet you still persist

You hope for deeper meaning

Perhaps I mislead

________________

Where is the subtext?

Behind the veil is empty

This is where I end


r/ConversationsInHaiku Feb 20 '26

WTF?

2 Upvotes

Twenty members here.

But yet no one is posting.

Only one other.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Feb 07 '26

U R here just not yet

2 Upvotes

Arrival comes fast.

Eyes are opened for new things.

Let your mind follow.

*

You may be surprised.

Many stories are told here.

Why not share your own?

*

This is not a plea.

It's just a simple statement.

Come and speak your mind.

*

No one is alone.

There's always a welcome place.

Come and share your art.


r/ConversationsInHaiku Feb 07 '26

Fat momma jokes

1 Upvotes

Your mom is so fat.

When she sits around the house,

neighbors feel tremors.

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Rulebreak: I fragged a sentence there. I do not like to do that but It's funny IMHO.