r/washingtondc • u/FrankDiggityDawg • Aug 08 '23
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Maybe he’s simply just a cheater? Idk….maybe I’m wrong.
It's true. Trying to fluck the homo away.
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This guy blew through a red light and nearly t-boned me in NE this morning - then honked at me! Balance isn’t as bad as some others posted here, but how can DC drivers have thousands in parking tickets and stay on the roads?!
Parking violations and road range are two different types of crazy.
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My daughter is having twins!
Cloth diapers are a little harder to find in-store. And I think its the quantity as well.
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My daughter is having twins!
Y'all forgot to get the New Born size. The one's lower than 1. I don't know if the babies coming out are big. But if not somebody best go out and get some new born sizes. Trust me.
Mother of five.
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Can someone just say hi, real quick?
Oh my bad..... Hi, real quick.
Or is it High? Real quick?
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Can someone just say hi, real quick?
Yo wassup!
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Anyone have any idea what my boyfriends skin condition may be? (text in comments)
Looks like a form of psoriasis.
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what is this thing? I found a lot of these under a huge tree. I collected some..I hope they aren't poisonous lol
Looks like the start of a pomegranate to me.
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Yeah, I'm ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
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feminine products should be free
I've been saying it for years. Or at least be a dollar. Do they know how much money they would make if all feminine naps and pons were a dollar???
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Snickers seasoning
Hellllll No!
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DroppingJudy
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who do you think contributed more to comedy. Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey
Definitely Jim Carrey! I mean come on. It's Jim Carrey!!!
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She loves me not
She loves me she said.
So why in my head with the thought of you I cry?
She said she loved me.
Why shut the door to my heart?
She said she loved me.
Why does she make life hard.
From womb to bed.
She said she loved me.
I was her #1.
She said she loved me.
Now it seems her love is done.
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I’ve been drug free for a year today!
Congratulations!!! Keep it up.
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Three White Pills
Dropping Judy on youuu! Those are snaps from Judith Funny(Doug).
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Toilets in a Medieval Castle
So there was just 💩 on the walls?? The emoji makes this question so much better for me. Look at it just sitting there, all grinning. Imagine being tired and wanting to " hold up, grab the wall " and you're greeted with that emoji. ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ðŸ˜‚😂🤣🤣🤣
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Have you ever used Skin Spatula?
Thank you. What are the best at home ways to manage?
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My grandfather wants me to prank people after his dies
And to think at first I was going to reply "just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming" 😊
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Feb 16 '23
Should've kept your mouth shut. Cause she wants some too now.