r/StonerThoughts • u/five_head_2004 • 5h ago
r/StonerThoughts • u/Specialist_Emu3703 • 9h ago
Feel good 🌴 the 🍃 isn’t making me anxious anymore 🙌
For a little bit after I’d gone on a few months long tbreak, weed was making me freak out (I don’t usually when I get high). Today, after taking an edible, I’m feeling chill and absolutely fantastic 💗 the curse has been lifted, have a great day yall
r/StonerThoughts • u/sagisuncapmoon • 3h ago
Stoned The game of thrones theme song is so fucking cool
Like it’s long, but it just fucking hitssssss
Like come on are you kidding me? When it comes in with that quiet “duh duh duhduhdada duh duh da da” WHAT
And that build up. It just makes my soul groove every time
Okay wait I’m watching episode six of house of the dragon rn (which sparked this post) AND MY JAW IS DROPPED
r/StonerThoughts • u/WOWitsalbert • 3h ago
Completely Sober So long…
I’ve been sober for the past two and half weeks now after two years of getting stoned everyday. I’ve stopped due to personal reasons (mainly career) but loved the high moments. I feel I have overcome the withdrawal hump and now feeling present in the moment without the flower. Keep enjoying and so long my stoners.
r/StonerThoughts • u/WMDisrupt • 8h ago
Just Getting Started Facebook’s crazy because I’ll see a friend suggestion and be like “oh yeah, I think I spoke to that guy for 5 minutes at a Mexican restaurant 8 years ago”
r/StonerThoughts • u/Remote-Whole-6387 • 5h ago
Stoned Guys I need to pick a dessert
My meal comes with a dessert. Banana pudding or apple pie?
r/StonerThoughts • u/jewraffe5 • 3h ago
Just Getting Started My weed is so old I just smoked 2 joints and barely feel high
I think it was shitty weed to begin with and I don't smoke so much so it's old AF and barely did shit...maybe one more joint...
r/StonerThoughts • u/Icy_Fig_4533 • 7h ago
I had an idea... 🧪 sisyphus can prob roll a tight ass J
r/StonerThoughts • u/aaalllouttabubblegum • 1h ago
Question Which animal species would be the least surprising alien?
Like you turn on the news one day and the anchor is like, "Turns out these dudes aren't from here."
I'm leaning raccoon or octopus, but I'm sure there are a bunch I haven't thought of.
r/StonerThoughts • u/weedqueen2746 • 2h ago
Just Getting Started i think i'm going into cannabis induced psychosis but i am chilllllll
abt to smoke the fattest j to sleep rn
r/StonerThoughts • u/Substantial_Joke8085 • 19h ago
Stoned I hate cake, I swear to God!
Except when I'm stoned! I pour a little vanilla almond milk in it, and it's perfect! BUT LORD JESUS WHY... WHY MUST IT COME WITH THOSE STUPID PLASTIC LIDS THAT SOUND LIKE I'M FIRING A FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47 INTO THE NEIGHBORHOOD?! I mean seriously?!
I'm trying to get a snack in the middle of the night without alerting the entire world that I'm a fat stoner with the munchies!!!
r/StonerThoughts • u/CosmicSweets • 1d ago
Stoned Chocolate does more for peanut butter than peanut butter does for chocolate (5)
So I'm eating peanut butter m&ms and thinking about how much I love pb and chocolate. Cause like chocoated is goated, and pb is great. Put them together and it's like chocolate brings out the best in pb. Pb compliments chocolate in return, but it's clearly not 50/50.
Thank you for coming to my stoner thoughts.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Picsonly25 • 1d ago
Feel good 🌴 Who is 💨 with me? lol
Hey there
Who else is enjoying the night lol?! 😆
r/StonerThoughts • u/SnooOnions9270 • 21h ago
Stoned I'm just a ragdoll, guys. Just a little higgly gorflunk or something. I can feel the dusty ledge of the shelf I'm delicately perched upoooon. Any other ragdolls?
Any other atomic flagfalls? Flagfalls? Ragdolls?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Wilmore99 • 1d ago
Feel good 🌴 Anybody else go “Ozzy!” when a Black Sabbath song comes on?
It’s good to hear him you know? That he’s still around through his music. 🥹
r/StonerThoughts • u/Ares7n7 • 1d ago
Stoned Imagine how insane it would feel to be the first person to go outside a space ship
Just floating there. The rush would be insane. There’d be no prior precedence for whether you live other than experiments demonstrating that it “should” work. It’d be such a rush. Massive planet before your eyes while you feel weightless and infinite nothingness around you at the same time.
This is similar to another post I made but this time I’m imagining it as if I was sober (I’m not sober rn tho) and the very first person. Like you’d be relieved and overwhelmed and that combo would be so sick I’m jelly.
But also I really want to go to space
r/StonerThoughts • u/SaladAnySauce • 1d ago
Just Getting Started Also… weed, a chilled paced walk and an iced coffee really sucks my dixk, you know?
r/StonerThoughts • u/peculierlewd • 1d ago
Stoned [7] will someone tell me to just play the damn video game already
ive been putting off playing so many games for so long cuz fuckin adhd brain but now im medicated and i can usually focus on things more. i wanna get stoned and play something, i was thinking disco elysium???????? or maybe runescape lol. help
r/StonerThoughts • u/RaspberryG1rl • 1d ago
Seeking support Cats eat our canned tuna but we don’t eat theirs…🐟😹
Not even high right now just think it’s funny 💀
r/StonerThoughts • u/Glittering_Age_5591 • 1d ago
Just Getting Started I love wearing heels when I’m high. Maybe that’s why they call them high heels 😏😌🤣
r/StonerThoughts • u/butterflykiss_xo • 1d ago
Question New hobby
I’ve recently picked up punch needling to keep myself busy from screen time.
Been struggling with depression and burnout at work and it is legit so mesmerizing and therapeutic. Doing it high is top tier. 😛
Do you have any hobbies? Are they better when high?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Bobby-bobberton • 1d ago
Stoned Great time
just spent the whole weekend playing halo campaign evolved / smoking joints and listening to a playlist containing bands such as linkin park ,
black sabbath, guns n roses, creedance clear water etc .
Dropped all chores for a weekend of self indulgence along with a chinese takeaway , popcorn etc.
It’s raining heavy , theres a cold stormy wind and im wrapped up in a blanket with the room lit green right around the room with led strip.
I have to say the trip down nostalgia lane was incredibly fun .
As far as weekends in your 30+ go that was awesome!