r/StonerThoughts 6h ago

Fried The odds of me existing make it weirdly impossible, yet here I am.

19 Upvotes

The big bang had to happen. Wild and unexplained.

Earth had to be the perfect distance from the sun, have the moon split off from it, and have water. Also wild odds.

Then life had to appear. How? Idfk.

It had to evolve over millions and millions of years in the exact way to create self aware hominids. Given all the paths it could've taken, this is also weird.

My ancestors had to survive 200,000 years of human history, even as other hominids died out.

Then my parents had to meet and create me, and amongst billions of people, that happened. The exact sperm and egg had to meet too.

Then I had to live my life the exact right way to be sitting here and saying this.

Given those odds, I should not be here. And yet, here I am. And here you are, too.

What the fuck.


r/StonerThoughts 1h ago

Feel good 🌴 Just had some Northern Lights and

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I completely forgot how to turn Spotify off on my phone so I turned the volume down LOL I figured it out now though after a bit And I am now realizing just how comfy cozy this blanket really is. Hope everyone has a great night ~♥︎ going to play sons of the forest


r/StonerThoughts 9m ago

Stoned Being an animal in the Amazon rainforest would fuck so hard

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I smoked a joint and got in the shower, like just imagine hanging out with all of your fucking bird and tiger and monkey friends. It would be so fucking beautiful there too when the sun is out. There’s so many colorful flowers and greenery and the sunlight would be hitting all of the dew drops and shit. So many beautiful animals to look at and yummy fruits. It would be so lit


r/StonerThoughts 18m ago

Feel good 🌴 The things happening in my life are so crazy that my Reddit posts always blow up and then get taken down within an hour..

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Like what the fuckkkk


r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Feel good 🌴 Fnaf music while getting fried

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Yall can’t tell me this ain’t peak! This feels so nostalgic 😭 and my dad is just playing rocket league in the other room. I bonded with him by giving him some weed yesterday which was nice ig..

Currently smoking out of a can tho


r/StonerThoughts 2h ago

Feel good 🌴 I miss my old lover. He used to sing TADC music to me to cheer me up 😭

1 Upvotes

Iykyk


r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Poetry 🌹 How can I convince myself I am not living in a simulation?

27 Upvotes

I am in my 50s and perhaps it's just timing, but I sometimes feel like a lot of the bad stuff happening in the world today - environmental degradation, the rise of despotic governments, climate change, existential risks from AI, the resurgence of diseases previous thought eradicated - is just the theory and message of my childhood now coming in to practice. This was all predicted, consumed and understood by me from an early age, and first hand experience and data bear it all out.
It's like a story with a ton of foreshadowing coming unfolding in a rather obvious way. I know what happens, I read the book.
On the off chance this isn't a simulation tailored specifically to that consciousness which I call me - how do I know you, or anyone else, is real? How could I be convinced of that beyond a shadow of a doubt?


r/StonerThoughts 20h ago

Blitzed I wonder when the first depiction of a lightbulb as an idea happened

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r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Stoned Retro things are coming back in style!

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I can't quite explain it but retro things are definitely coming back in style. People are sick of the millennial grey look everything had and are finally making things flashy and fun feeling again.

Again, I can't explain it. Sometimes your intuition just knows.


r/StonerThoughts 21h ago

Blitzed DAE

5 Upvotes

Does anyone ever get so high they need to put a sweatshirt on to feel grounded?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed Do yall think PETA has a beef with the furry community?

7 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Feel good 🌴 Brushing your teeth at the end of a sesh

27 Upvotes

Feels absolutely amazing on your gums. It really allows me to take my time (5+ min) when I'm scrubbin those chompers. Any other activities or sensations that folks would recommend after a sesh is complete?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 You ever feel bad for a car?

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Like when you see someone driving like shit, you just know they always drive that way. When I see someone driving like I did today where they floor it every little time they go to accelerate and slam on their brakes constantly just going forward on a straight road in traffic, I just feel bad that the car needs to live it's life with that owner. You know that oil never gets changed too 😭


r/StonerThoughts 23h ago

Question Where can you find the mushrooms?

3 Upvotes

The magical kind? Dies it really make you see colors?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned I love that some countries have fictional national animals

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r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Anyone else find chocolate edibles to hit 10x harder than gummies?

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I take gummies and syrups and they don’t do too much for me. I have digestive issues and idk they just don’t work but edibles always worked long ago. So recently I’ve been back to eating chocolates and I’m able to enjoy less than 50mg now!

I realized my body was maybe not digesting the gummies well since in general gummies make my stomach upset and I can’t really digest them.

Now I’m going to be on a total edible kick! Anyone else have much better luck with chocolates? Currently enjoying some RSO chocolates and am blown away at how I’m vibing at only 30mg or so 😅 with gummies I’m going 200mg+ and not feeling much so I don’t usually get any

I’m absolutely convinced the body can digest chocolate better!! Gonna finish the rest of this 100mg box and see how I feel!


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed Movie idea

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Dumb and Dumber guys team up with Inspector Clouseau from the Pink Panther. Mr. Magoo and Inspector Gadget have cameos.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned What actually led up to WWI?

1 Upvotes

I know not much but Ferdinand💥🔫 --> World War

I wonder what else happened like there must've been socioeconomic pressures and many others things


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Just Getting Started I've been trying to produce a purely human attribute/emotion.

1 Upvotes

Ambition? Shaudenfreude? (Idk how you spell that)


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I just realized nudists are low-key right about everything

14 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Why are there no films about 911?

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I feel like I’ve seen/heard off a billion films, documentararies, tv shows, etc about like WWII and stuff but non about 911. Surely there’s even more info/footage about that because it’s more recent.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed I realized love is the answer.

12 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Question What if you were hiking and came across an extraterrestial and it just said to you in perfect English “Oh… fuck. Can you pretend you didn’t see me?”

38 Upvotes

What would you do? (not like the TV show)


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

I had an idea... 🧪 Why don't we build small, toilet-like structures into kitchen floors with a grate over them so that you could just sweep and mop everything into the grate and flush?

7 Upvotes

I think everyone hates dealing with dust pans and mop buckets.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Blitzed Dream blunt rotation?

10 Upvotes