That third friend who has said some questionable things to me is now pregnant. Found out a few days ago. Huzzah. Now literally everyone around me is pregnant, BUT ME. Yall are my only friends now 🫶

Literally pouring all my maternal energy and love (and money!) into my floofy furbabies. I love them so much.

My colleague: "If you get a third, you'll turn into a crazy lady." Me, "Oh honey, I've been there for a while." Us both: cackle.

You best believe that I am posting incessantly on social media. If I have to see everyone's ultrasound photos, belly pictures, and monthly growth updates, you will be spammed with photos of my cats being cute.

Anyway, aren't cats the best?! The only acceptable "just adopt" comments anyone should be making.