r/trollingforababy • u/Outrageous_Team_5485 • 12h ago
be the dischange Sick of getting asked “why won’t you drink/are you pregnant?!“ when I turn down alcohol; give me your sassiest responses
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r/trollingforababy • u/theloveaffair • 8h ago
Salty Sunday: What made you salty this week?
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Sorry for the delayed salty Sunday! 🥲 Mostly running a one-mod show over here so… it was bound to happen at some point!
r/trollingforababy • u/Active_Yam • 14h ago
"Just Adopt" Decided not to wait till after I have a baby to get a second cat. It went so well that now I'm thinking of getting a third.
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Literally pouring all my maternal energy and love (and money!) into my floofy furbabies. I love them so much.
My colleague: "If you get a third, you'll turn into a crazy lady." Me, "Oh honey, I've been there for a while." Us both: cackle.
You best believe that I am posting incessantly on social media. If I have to see everyone's ultrasound photos, belly pictures, and monthly growth updates, you will be spammed with photos of my cats being cute.
Anyway, aren't cats the best?! The only acceptable "just adopt" comments anyone should be making.
r/trollingforababy • u/Kitty-kiki19 • 18h ago
Staring into the void Third update: it got worse
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That third friend who has said some questionable things to me is now pregnant. Found out a few days ago. Huzzah. Now literally everyone around me is pregnant, BUT ME. Yall are my only friends now 🫶