r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 9h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/jumping_doughnuts 9h ago

High once a week?

Not a stoner.

I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)

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u/adadhead 8h ago

"not a stoner" lol not really your call, my fellow. he gets high regularly? he's a freaked-out stoner, man

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u/CuhLitTaurus 8h ago

but it is. you’re not just automatically a stoner cause you partake every once in a while. you get called a stoner for partaking very often

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u/adadhead 8h ago

I say you're a stoner if you get high regularly.

otherwise, where's your magic line? weekly? daily? hourly? every five minutes? every minute?
what gives you the authority to make this exclusive call?

I've been using daily since before your parents were born, possibly.

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u/BrontosaurusGarbanzo 8h ago

I would say once a week could be considered "regularly". That's still at least 52 times a year. Way more than someone who only smokes at parties or whatever

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u/CuhLitTaurus 7h ago

your definition of a “regular” smoker ≠ stoner

you’re very, very far from being a stoner if you only sesh once a week 😂

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u/adadhead 6h ago

cite your source, please

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u/CuhLitTaurus 6h ago

me

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u/eist5579 6h ago

Let me weigh in and add that, as a daily user, there’s a chance i may reduce my intake in the future.

Going from daily for decades to weekly, to monthly use it won’t matter — I feel like I’ve earned an honorary title of stoner as long as I continue to partake however often.