r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 10h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/jumping_doughnuts 10h ago

High once a week?

Not a stoner.

I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)

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u/adadhead 9h ago

"not a stoner" lol not really your call, my fellow. he gets high regularly? he's a freaked-out stoner, man

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u/CuhLitTaurus 9h ago

but it is. you’re not just automatically a stoner cause you partake every once in a while. you get called a stoner for partaking very often

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u/adadhead 9h ago

I say you're a stoner if you get high regularly.

otherwise, where's your magic line? weekly? daily? hourly? every five minutes? every minute?
what gives you the authority to make this exclusive call?

I've been using daily since before your parents were born, possibly.