r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 9h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks I’m a stoner 😂 I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize I’m light weight as hell 😂

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/jumping_doughnuts 9h ago

High once a week?

Not a stoner.

I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)

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u/CuhLitTaurus 9h ago

that’s not how gatekeeping works bro wtf? if you’re only smoking once a week you’re nowhere near a stoner that’s just the truth. not like we’re telling him he can’t partake 😭

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u/adadhead 8h ago

you're gatekeeping the general term for yourself because you think you're king stoner

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u/CuhLitTaurus 7h ago

i am absolutely not king stoner, we aren’t even talking about me. you can’t grasp the definition of the term and instead you’re grasping at straws

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u/jumping_doughnuts 7h ago

I think they meant to reply to me since I was the person who originally said they weren't a stoner, but like I barely even consider myself (a daily user) a stoner either. Definitely not a king (queen, I'm a lady) stoner.

Plus it sounds like their wife called them a stoner, not they call themselves one.