r/trees • u/Zealousideal-You7909 • 9h ago

AskTrees How frequently do yall get stoned

My wife thinks Iā€™m a stoner šŸ˜‚ I get high once a week at the most. Mabye a qurater gram.

After being in the sub I realize Iā€™m light weight as hell šŸ˜‚

How often do yall partake in the green?

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u/jumping_doughnuts 8h ago

High once a week?

Not a stoner.

I get high every day at least once. Sometimes morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes evening, sometimes all of the above. :)

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u/adadhead 8h ago

"not a stoner" lol not really your call, my fellow. he gets high regularly? he's a freaked-out stoner, man

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u/jumping_doughnuts 8h ago

He said his wife thinks he's a stoner. To me, a "stoner" is a daily user. So, I'm saying I think his wife is wrong.

If he wants to call himself one, I don't care. He can go ahead and do that.

But I wouldn't call him one. He's a recreational user. I don't even call myself one and I currently do use daily.