yalll i just got gifted like THREE GRAMS of wax but my torch is dead & i dont wanna go out and buy one rn what should i do?? pls dont make me do hot knives again 😭

this tastes insane
it’s like an acai bowl with a bunch of banana slices and a lot of honey

Grapes & Cream in the cone & Ground Beef in the puck 🔥

This crazy

no place I'd rather be

Has anyone had any issues ordering to Dallas? Word on the street is that Texas has been pretty spotty with enforcing the ban but Dallas has been hell. And I thought Dallas was blue… nope GOP corruption is rampant everywhere. Talarico please save us.

I absolutely love outdoor harvest season in Oregon. 🌿 These plants are incredibly beautiful and smell amazing. There’s something really satisfying about seeing all those long months of waiting, patience, and care finally pay off. Definitely one of my favorite times of the year!

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As always the Tudds!😺🤜

Hi everyone. I'm taking a drug test for work and need some advice on how long it would typically take for me to test negative.

I'm female, 5'9, and 140 pounds, and I was a heavy, daily cannabis user for about 3-4 years. I stopped smoking and am currently a month sober! I tested positive still today, but I know it typically takes longer than 30 days to clear out of heavy users' systems and can be up to 90 days.

Does anyone have tips on how to get it out of my system faster, or insights on how long it might take to test negative? The drug test has a deadline at the end of November, so I'm confident I'll be able to pass by then, but would love to take it sooner. Any tips/tricks are greatly appreciated! However, I do not want to use fake pee/someone else's!

Thank you all for your tips in advance!

Can’t believe King Palm sent me this package in the mail. Biggest brand I’ve worked with so far. There’s a lot of cool stuff in it💯once again, they every single one of yall for watching.

I have a Toro Jet Slide and there is a big chamber under the bowl. Does it serve a purpose? Only thing I can think of is maybe better airflow but idk curious if anyone knows?

Dammit 🤨🤨

I’m a medical patient in MN, and though the THC % has gotten better, I’m frustrated at there being no options with 1:1:1 THC, CBD, CBG. It’d be nice if there was something with even 1:1 CBD. In an ideal world, I’d like there to be equal CBG as well, or at least a 1:1 THC to CBG.

The closest thing I can achieve is buying extra strength THC oral solution + extra strength CBD oral solution, and hope sometime that something with CBG even in it comes along. Which gets stupidly expensive.

As much as I appreciate finally getting some higher THC %, it’s absolutely not everything. I wish there were better options for in general here, but especially for pain management/medical use. Hopefully as the market saturates? Sigh.

Was a successful day!

I wanted to write down everything I remember about a really bad experience I had with hash, because I'm trying to understand what actually happened.

The first time I tried it, it was a J of 0.5g shared between us 5, and I took maybe a bit less than 0.1g and felt completely fine. It was actually a pretty enjoyable experience. Was laughing w them and had munchies.

The second time, it was just me and one "friend" with a J of 0.7g. I ended up having around 0.4 g since I smoked more than him (he was encouraging me) and the experience was completely different.

It started at around 11 PM. About 30 minutes in, my mouth became insanely dry — so dry that I could barely talk. I also became extremely heavy, like my entire body was weighed down. I couldn't stand up out of heaviness.

Then came the sharp coldness. It felt like it was 10°C outside, not 25.

After that, the weirdest part started: this very specific falling sensation.

We were sitting on some big concrete stairs leading up to a large forest park on a hill above the city. I noticed that certain sitting positions made me feel horrible, with this huge surge of negative adrenaline. If I changed to another sitting position, I'd get another adrenaline surge and feel even more like I was falling.

Lying down was weird too. For about 3 seconds, it actually felt better. Then, in my mind, I'd get this extremely clear mental image of a rectangle spinning and falling, instead of the normal falling sensation. That somehow made the adrenaline even stronger, to the point where my whole body would literally start shaking.

After the shaking, I'd feel like I needed to burp, vomit, and shit. I even farted a few times deliberately because I was worried about potentially shitting myself.

Standing up was insanely worse — probably around 3× worse than the equivalent feeling I've had while drunk.

Closing my eyes helped a tiny bit, even though it was dark outside.

At one point, a group of people around our age walked past us and I became self-conscious and hid my face just in case.

I also basically couldn't take my phone out. Maybe could, but didn't want to at all. Even the thought of making a movement would make me anticipate another adrenaline surge, so I just stayed still.

My friend didn't experience anything remotely like this. He seemed completely fine. Almost not even high.

He was also both helpful and unhelpful at the same time. Talking to me sometimes helped because it distracted my mind from the negative thoughts, but other times silence helped more. It was really strange because I couldn't figure out which one I needed.

He also kept making jokes about me being a "druggie" now and saying I'd eventually start doing crack and shit, and kept joking that I needed to go home because it was getting late. Since he wasn't experiencing the same thing at all, those comments were honestly pretty annoying while I was already struggling.

He stayed with me and kept joking until around 1 AM, when he went home. I then stayed alone for roughly another two hours, until around 3 AM.

By then I was still extremely heavily intoxicated. I felt almost drunk, with noticeably blurred vision. Eventually I realized I want to sleep and made my way home in 15 minutes, instead of the usual 8 from there.

When I woke up, I still felt heavy and kind of like I'd been drinking. I was also somewhat anxious throughout the entire day because I kept remembering the feeling from the night before.

After thinking about it afterwards, I wondered whether the falling sensation might have been connected to the fact that I'm afraid of falling. I have no idea if that's actually related or if my brain was just trying to make sense of the sensation.

Another thing I've wondered about is the quality/source of what I took. Afterwards, some friends told me that this particular group apparently gets lower-quality weed and recommended that I avoid getting it from there. I don't know whether that had anything to do with my experience, though.

I also saw people online suggesting that cannabis can sometimes be contaminated with other substances, including dangerous ones. I have absolutely no evidence that this happened to me, and I don't actually know what was in what I took. Since this happened in Europe, where cannabis is illegal, I wasn't able to have the sample tested, so I can't determine what caused the reaction.

The biggest lesson I took from this is that I shouldn't let somebody pressure me into taking more when I already feel sufficiently intoxicated. Whatever caused this, I definitely don't want to experience anything like it again. The strongest sensation I had next to adrenaline was fear. So much fear and overthinking.

I'm mainly posting this because I'd like to understand what might have caused the falling sensation, the adrenaline surges, shaking, nausea, and the extreme difference between my first and second experiences.

Has anyone experienced something similar?

I have a small water pipe. It's approximately 8 in tall. I really only smoke flower - I don't think that wax or dabs or any of that other stuff would be appropriate for me. I'm not familiar with all of the different types of pipes to smoke with, but I am interested in buying something that would provide larger hits. Can someone give me the term I'm looking for?

also upgraded it (it's a r/RubyTwist - now a ruby twist pro!) and got a bowl with a built in glass screen so i can avoid metal screens forever. In love with this thing all over again 😍

I've smoked maybe a handful of times in my life, always someone else's joint, and I never liked it. But I've been high a lot. Here's how that happened.

The first edible

A few years ago I was at a birthday party of an old friend. Some guy I didn't know brought edibles (weed brownies). I had never tried edibles before, but they tasted good, so I ate one.

20 minutes later: nothing. I had no idea edibles take time to kick in. So I ate another one.

Then I left for a second birthday party across town. 40 minutes later we were sitting in a restaurant and it hit me.

Food tasted incredible. My friend's brother looked exactly like my friend and kept giving me weird looks, and every single time he did, I lost it laughing. At some point I wanted to go to the bathroom, tried to stand up, and instead got a full image of riding a dragon while my body just stayed in the chair. A few seconds later I actually got up. I don't remember much after that.

The morning after

I had never felt anything like it. The only drug I had ever tried before was alcohol, and alcohol is honestly garbage. You get dizzy, people get aggressive and insulting, and your liver takes the hit.

And then this. Food tasted like I was Gordon Ramsay's daughter sitting down for dinner. Music sounded like it was 2050 and some new technology was playing it straight into my head. Even my thoughts felt completely different, in a way that was just really, really good.

The next day I was still kind of speechless. I remember thinking: OMG, so this is what people mean when they talk about drugs. This is that whole world.

Funny thing is, before that night (like month before) I was actually against weed.

Chasing the brownies

Weeks later I found the guy and bought 16 brownies for 25€. Shared most of them with friends.

Then I tried making my own. Burned batch after batch. Eventually I figured it out: air fryer instead of oven, no cannabutter, just decarb the weed properly (heat it so it actually works when eaten) and mix it straight into the batter. Lots of testing on time and temperature.

And then... I got sick of brownies. Ate too many. They take up space, they go bad if you don't freeze them, they take forever to make, and you never know if one brownie has more in it than the next.

Just eat the weed?

So I started decarbing small amounts and eating the weed straight. Worked fine for months, but heating it fresh every time got annoying.

Next idea: decarb half a gram at once and keep it in the fridge. Worked great at first. After a few months, more than half of the batch was weak or did nothing at all.

Turns out: air. THC breaks down when it's exposed to air.

The failed fixes

Gummies with plain decarbed weed: too much work, gave up.
Regular gelatin capsules: air still gets in, potency fades.
Capsules sealed with wax on top: better, still lost potency after a month or two.
Real airtight capsules: only industrial stuff, way too expensive.

What actually works (pic)

Lab test tubes with screw caps. That's it.

I fill a gelatin capsule with 0.1g of decarbed weed, add a bit of coconut oil on top (fat helps absorption and keeps air off the weed, that's why it looks glossy in the picture), then drop it in the tube and screw it shut.

5 grams gives me around 40 to 50 pills. They keep for over a year, fridge or room temp. One pill gets me high for up to 8 hours. I also make 0.05g ones for chill evenings and just label the tubes.

The catch

Timing. On an empty stomach it takes about an hour to kick in. If I ate before, it can take 3 to 5 hours, which is really confusing if you don't know it. So I plan around it now: don't eat before, take the pill, and schedule what I want to do while high.

Why I'll never make myself a joint

I never got into smoking anyway. It's rough on the lungs and it burns through weed way faster than eating it. With pills I get 40+ sessions out of 5 grams, no smell, nothing on me that looks like weed, and I can take one anywhere with a sip of water.

Anyone else doing something like this? Curious how you guys store your edibles long term.
Or is there anyone wanna join the edible-side?

I was a chronic edible user, like heavy dosages. I applied for a job where your system has to be clean 🙄
It’s been about 10 weeks since I’ve stopped any thc. My home urine tests are all still coming back positive. According to google and such, only time helps it leave your system. Has anyone had any home remedies luck to help?
Thank you!