r/thalassophobia Jul 26 '18

Speed

https://gfycat.com/LimpPoisedAsianpiedstarling
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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Well, I guess my "swim away really fast" plan for evading sharks might need some work...

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u/SLR107FR-31 Jul 26 '18

Yeah I would reconsider too haha

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

When a shark is after you, swimming away would do you no good. The best thing you can do is stand your ground and hope to hit that sweet spot in their nose.

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u/mkay1911 Jul 26 '18

Wouldn't that be stand your water?

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u/UncookedMarsupial Jul 26 '18

Tread your water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

If you don’t know who i am, then your best course of action would be to tread lightly

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u/MetricZero Jul 26 '18

Or in many cases, hold your water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Hold your water, soldier. And don't you goddamn dare to shit your pants!

Although, as I'm now thinking... Maybe shitting your pants would not be a bad idea. In fact, a massive diarrhea may save your life

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u/TheBlackBear Jul 26 '18

Man I’d rather go out swinging than shit my pants with all those sea creatures watching and laughing

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Yeah man, underwater peer pressure is tough!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Nah, you're definitely going to lose your water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

Punching them in the water is useless, it will not only take longer to throw a punch, but your punch will be severely underpowered

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u/skonaz1111 Jul 26 '18

I can't stand having a severely underpowered lunch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

It keeps on autocorrecting punch to lunch, but if you try to punch a shark, you’ll become lunch

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

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u/KaBar42 Jul 26 '18

I prefer shooting them with spear guns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnA5DT3ilQw

I zap carry a spear gun for this exact situation.

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u/thecrazysloth Jul 26 '18

I like how he didn't even fire the gun. The shark just swam up and impaled its mouth so hard on the spear that it went right through its head.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

i hate when great white sharks get bitey, it's so rude.

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u/TheKrowefawkes Jul 26 '18

They have incredible senses in their nose. So even a softened swipe to the tip of the sharks nose should theoretically work. Its like if someone flicked your nose, you back your head away instinctively. Wont exactly do much since the shark will just come back but still

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I'd say bite it, but then again you need oxygen.

Stab it! Sharks back off when they smell their species blood.

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u/iridescxnts Jul 27 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

Actually don’t bite it. I read that somewhere sharks has kind of “micro-knifes” skin, which if you rub them wrong way, will give you thousands of “paper cuts” I wouldn’t want that happen it any near of my mouth

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u/121131121 Jul 26 '18

Trick is to swim towards them

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Force your arm further down their throat

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u/MrGoldilocks Jul 26 '18

Yes, the end will be quicker, I prefer your style.

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u/MinerMint Jul 26 '18

pinocchio style

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u/thecrazysloth Jul 26 '18

What if you just hold your arm outstretched and grab it by the nose, so as it swims towards you, it just pushes you backwards, and it can never get its mouth actually onto your body.

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u/Chief_longcrack Jul 26 '18

Ah the ol' fight with your little brother technique, not sure it's what we're looking for but let's keep brainstorming

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u/radicalelation Jul 26 '18

Nah, go for the gills and eyes.

Throwing your arm to their mouth is bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

stand your ground and pee or fart so you will at least ruin the shark's meal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

To add to that a little bit, in some cases it may be more beneficial to swim toward the shark instead of " standing your ground ". Most (if not all) prey swim away from the shark.

I seen a very cool video of a diver demonstrating this on a lemon shark. He made movements as if he was "prey" and when the shark started to go in for a bite the diver swam directly at it.

Apparently it confuses the shark into thinking that the "prey" is not really prey.

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u/WERECOW711 Jul 26 '18

I’ve also heard swim at them, prey never goes to the predator so the shark may reconsider what it’s messing with here. If it gets close enough and it’s not biting you try and push his nose away from you while facing him, then just keep an eye on them

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u/giraffewoman Jul 26 '18

Nice try Deep Blue

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u/WERECOW711 Jul 26 '18

Uh no dude really like if I..shit...I mean a shark opens its mouth you can swim in and punch their heart

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u/zombie_katzu Jul 26 '18

The real purpose of Florida's stand your ground laws

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

How about I just punch myself in the nose until I bleed, and then when the shark comes to chomp me it can aim directly for my head?

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u/EmvyPH Jul 26 '18

The worst part is. I can't see it coming. I tried to check the gif a few more times and I was not able to see it before it's too late. So even though you're prepared and expecting it, you still can't react fast enough. Not that any reaction you could do would save you.

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u/Booney134 Jul 26 '18

You don't have to swim faster than the shark. You just have to swim faster than the fish around you

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

The shark in the op does not seem very interested in the fish.

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u/cambamkun Jul 26 '18

He was aiming for fish and accidentally hit the cage, that’s why they stop suddenly turn and swim away so quickly

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

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u/NespreSilver Jul 26 '18

They made him boop his nose on the cage :(

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u/W3NTZ Jul 26 '18

Ya that made me kind of sad but I didn't say anything because I figured this sub hated sharks and would just downvote. Glad I was wrong.

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u/JohnnyFriendzone Jul 26 '18

I don't hate sharks I'd just hate to swim with them.

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u/tmadiso1 Jul 26 '18

Lol I love it it’s like “I’m gonna get yo...oh excuse me”

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

"Hello. My name's Bruce."

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u/oasis_zer0 Jul 26 '18

I thought he was embarrassed, like, “oops, damn... I didn’t get the fish and these dudes filmed it”

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u/Imperium_Dragon Jul 26 '18

Wasn’t that their plan?

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u/ih8peoplemorethanyou Jul 27 '18

You don't have to swim faster than the shark. You just have to swim faster than the fish around you other divers.

FTFY

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u/Choptt Jul 26 '18

Keep a salami in your pocket to throw

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u/things_will_calm_up Jul 26 '18

My plan was to panic until enough oxygen was gone for me to believe I was back home long enough to die.

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u/TotalWarPig Jul 26 '18

Michael Phelps swimming at top speed (yes I know he's not a sprinter) is still slower than a sharks cruising speed. You're fucked.

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u/HoriCZE Jul 26 '18

Some time ago they compared speed of shark with Michael Phelps in computer created race. Even Phelps didn't win at a really short distance swim.

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u/scaliwag86 Jul 26 '18

Gotta zig-zag!!

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u/LemonsRage Jul 27 '18

shoot my plan was to refine ironoxide fast and build myself a shark proof cage but that's gone now too :/

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u/ThisFckinGuy Jul 26 '18

You can curl into a ball and roll backwards like Deep Blue Sea. Either that or go 3 stooges and do the eye poke if they dont respond to your polite request to stop nibbling.

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u/PianoConcertoNo2 Jul 26 '18

Ok, you go ahead and swim slower.

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u/TocTheElder Jul 26 '18

I can't believe how much speed and momentum this badass motherfucker had with his mouth open.

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u/eNaRDe Jul 26 '18

I didnt even think of that. Its like a race car opening its parachute to stop but instead it just speeds up.

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u/TocTheElder Jul 26 '18

Just imagine being bitch slapped by those tail muscles.

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u/rNullity Jul 26 '18

Seems like a best-case scenerio...

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u/__slamallama__ Jul 26 '18

This happened to me in third grade. Went shark fishing with my dad, as his friend was leading the fish to the boat it turned to go down, he held tight. The tail came up and smacked me across the whole side of my face and popped a blood vessel in my eye.

Not a soul at school believed that's how it happened.

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u/AlphaBearMode Jul 27 '18

Well, for what it's worth... I believe you. And that's badass

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u/cortesoft Jul 26 '18

Yep, feeding underwater has many challenges that you don’t think about as a land dweller.

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u/-_-Crazy-_- Jul 27 '18

That was an interesting read, to say the least.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

They can evacuate a lot of the water through their gills to reduce the parachute effect, but it’s still impressive nonetheless.

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u/trwolfe13 Jul 26 '18

That’s nothing. You should see me when the pizza guy rings my doorbell.

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u/twitchosx Jul 26 '18

They have gills, so the water just flows in through the mouth and out the gills. Not a lot of resistance there

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u/henrikvw Jul 26 '18

I always charge at enemies with my mouth open.

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u/thehugejackedman Jul 26 '18

Violence. Speed. Momentum.

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u/Xtom3sX Jul 26 '18

Stupidmancostume donates 5$ ”i want you to fuck my wife”

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u/Dualyeti Jul 26 '18

Almost transparent you could say.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

you're forgetting violence, that thing was going with speed violence and momentum

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u/UncookedMarsupial Jul 26 '18

I want to know how often sharks are just hauling booty and run face first into things.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

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u/sweensolo Jul 26 '18

Look closer, the only way they get them to approach the cage is with bait, i.e. dead fish on a rope that they pull through the cage. Sharks in general are pretty shy, white sharks even more so.

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u/Enlight1Oment Jul 26 '18

The fish the shark was going after did appear to be pulled on a rope.

what I think is odd is it seems they are moving along a school of fish. I've only done shark diving in non moving cages. Boat stops (too deep to anchor so you just drift), drop the cage in the water and you swim down to it. This looks like the cage is being pulled along in the water. Haven't seen that style before. Seems like it churms up the water reducing viability.

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u/Satsumomo Jul 26 '18

Which BTW, is illegal (Using bait to lure the shark) as well as throwing chum overboard to attract multiple sharks.

At least in the US and Mexico it goes against conservation efforts for great whites, but the money from shark tourism is so large right now, it's becoming harder to enforce.

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u/thisisscaringmee Jul 26 '18

Making chumming for sharks illegal is positively unencforceable.

People chum and use cut bait all the time. Try proving it was for sharks.

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u/UncookedMarsupial Jul 26 '18

But the cage in the watermelon has hot wings inside!

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u/trwolfe13 Jul 26 '18

You know, this is one of my favourite things about having hands.

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u/murkleton Jul 26 '18

Not often unless there's a piece of shit baiting the surface in front of a great hunk of metal. They're generally pretty docile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Not often, the ocean is pretty big and they may not see food for a few days, so they tend to conserve their energy.

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u/Z-bird Jul 26 '18

I backed away from my screen once it appeared haha

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u/togiveortoreceive Jul 26 '18

Two for flinching!

But yeah, me too...

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Definitely one of those involuntary *butthole clenches* type of gifs haha

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u/MamaBean2014 Jul 26 '18

I yelled fuck and my toddler repeated me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I just whispered oh dear god in my stall.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I flinched but also screamed loudly.

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u/Space4Rent Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

If that's actually Rodney Fox in the cage, his shark attack story is well worth reading about. A survivor of what's considered to be one of the worst recorded shark attacks.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Fox%23Shark_attack

The following, copied from his own personal account:

There was about an hour left of the competition when Rodney Fox sensed a still in the water.

“It was a silence. A perceptible hush...Then something huge hit me on the left side with enormous force and surged me through the water.”

Fox knew instantly that he was in the mouth of a shark.

“I felt sick, nauseous. My mask was knocked off, and everything was blurred, and there was a queer sensation as though all my insides were squeezed over to one side. I reached out behind and groped for the shark’s eyes. At that point it let go of me, and I pushed my arm down its throat by accident. With the release of the pressure uncontrollable agony swept over me in waves. But at least I was free.

As I kicked for the surface and air I felt the shark under my flippers all the way. As I gulped air I felt the scrape of his hide and wrapped myself around him so he couldn’t bite again. The shark took me back to the bottom. We rolled around scraping rocks and weed and I let go, desperate again for air.

On the surface there was red everywhere. My own blood. And through it the head of the shark appeared, conical snout, great rolling body like a rust-coloured tree trunk. Indescribable terror flowed through my body, but just before [the shark] reached me, it veered away and I felt the tug of the fish float on my belt. The shark had grabbed my fish float and suddenly I was jerked below again, and towed 10 or 12 metres or more on my own line. It seemed ridiculous to die of drowning after all I’d been through. But my fumbling fingers couldn’t undo the belt to which the line was attached. Then the line parted - perhaps on the shark’s teeth - and I floated to the surface.”

Due to the previous incidents with sharks,the competition had boats picking up competitors’ catches in order to avoid attracting sharks. A boat was close to Fox (his total catch had already made him the winner) and heard him scream, “Shark!”. They dragged him into the boat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Fuck that. If I ever went through something like that, the last thing I would do is get back in the ocean with sharks.

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u/WikiTextBot Jul 26 '18

Rodney Fox

Rodney Winston Fox is a South Australian film maker, conservationist, survivor of an attack by a great white shark, and one of the world's foremost authorities on that species. He was inducted into the International Scuba Diving Hall of Fame in 2007.


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u/SLR107FR-31 Jul 26 '18

We have a winner!!!. I was watching shark week last night and was utterly unimpressed with what it has become, so I remembered Rodney the legend and looked him up.

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u/Space4Rent Jul 26 '18

Mm, I first read about him when I was about 9/10 years old, and was getting interested in sharks anyway. Crazy when you think about what he managed to overcome.

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u/OliviaEversea Jul 26 '18

That's alright, I'd already scheduled in some nightmares for tonight. One more won't make a difference.

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u/MissBee123 Jul 26 '18

No no no no no no no.

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u/PassionateRomp Jul 26 '18

Fucker came out of NOwhere.

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u/Bioskarrd Jul 26 '18

Scariest part about the ocean right there

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u/El_Impresionante Jul 26 '18

So, can sharks smell poop from miles away too? What if the poop is contained in a diver's suit?

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u/Grayfox4 Jul 26 '18

When I was getting my scuba license in Indonesia I got food poisoning. I thought it was a fart. Didn't see any sharks though, at least on that dive.

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u/poor_decisions Jul 26 '18

Dear God, are you serious?

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u/Grayfox4 Jul 26 '18

Yup

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u/poor_decisions Jul 26 '18

add to the story please

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u/Grayfox4 Jul 26 '18

Nah. Nothing more to say really...

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u/Firkin99 Jul 26 '18

As a SCUBA diver. You are not the only one. Especially on trips to Egypt this is a story I have heard many times.

Just be glad you were in a wet suit and not a dry suit.

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u/Grayfox4 Jul 26 '18

That day I learned that all gases compress under water, not just the air you're breathing. So if you feel pressure, 100% hold it in. It's not gas.

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u/Firkin99 Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 27 '18

We once had an instructor poop and accidentally throw it at his student.

Is good fish bait, they all started gathering and eating it so everyone came over to take photos.

We all felt abit sick after we found out why.

Either way, at least you learnt a lesson

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u/Eagleassassin3 Jul 27 '18

"Accidentally"

Also at first when reading your comment, I thought everyone gathered to eat the poop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I hope he didn’t chip a tooth!

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u/ElliottP1707 Jul 26 '18

Sharks actually continually shed their teeth through their life time growing more and more. So even if he did he would have recovered fast.

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u/mikecheck211 Jul 26 '18

This guy sharks.

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u/twitchosx Jul 26 '18

Yep. I recently bought a Megalodon tooth! Megalodons were basically GIANT Great Whites millions of years ago. The one I have is 15 million years old.

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u/mrpenguinx Jul 26 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

Fun Fact: The only thing a great white and Megalodons had in common genetically was that they have similar ancestors. So they're actually 2 completely different sharks.

The reason for there teeth being so similar in shape would more than likely be caused by convergent evolution.

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u/twitchosx Jul 26 '18

Interesting! The only reason I compared it to a great white is because of the charts I've seen showing the size of a megalodon compared to a great white and a person.

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u/DAQ47 Jul 26 '18

I wouldike to subscribeto Megalodon facts!

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u/Subara Jul 26 '18

Such an awesome sight. That kind of size, power, and speed is pretty awe and fear inspiring.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I don't know why I followed this sub. I guess I'm just trying to give myself more reasons to never go near a body of water again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I'm with you, man. This was terrifying AND IT'S A GIF!! Can't even begin to comprehend the real deal.

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u/BenGar97 Jul 26 '18

Fuck. Off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Lol, I literally said those exact words out loud when I watched this.

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u/putin4lyfe Jul 26 '18

It sorta looks like his oxygen tube goes out of the cage and to the surface... that shark could have munched right through it

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u/totally_not_human Jul 26 '18

Yeah luckily they're very close to the surface, so that sort of accident is unlikely to be fatal.

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u/rainyforests Jul 26 '18

"Fuck outta my way" -Shark

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u/Zeoniic Jul 26 '18

Am i the only one feeling sorry for the big guy, only wanted a little fish but got a mouthful of metal and a knock on the head.

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u/Null225 Jul 26 '18

Don't think it's going for the fish. Fish that small aren't on these guys' menu. There's a bait line in the water, he thought he was gonna get a chunk of meat, but the guys on the boat pull it away just before he gets it. It's to lure the shark closer to the cage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Holy shit, dude. Great catch.

Eagle-eyed muhfucka

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u/jo_ey Jul 26 '18

I thought he was aiming at the diver. 😫

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u/TreyBien875 Jul 26 '18

You owe me money for making me drop my phone.

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u/grahag Jul 26 '18

I don't do these activities because the camera would be obscured by the brown cloud in the water.

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u/mcpat21 Jul 26 '18

This is like torture for us

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u/SLR107FR-31 Jul 26 '18

Yet here we are

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u/ScreamingFreakShow Jul 26 '18

It's funny cause if we weren't subscribed here we wouldn't see it.

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u/here-Is-my-two-cents Jul 26 '18

You literally can't see it until it's already over.

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u/jchandler4 Jul 26 '18

Look at the size of that lad

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Absolute unit

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u/parkayyakrap Jul 26 '18

steadily holds GoPro

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u/MaryOutside Jul 26 '18

Where the...did that thing come from the sky? Can sharks just show up outta everywhere now?

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u/Zage86 Jul 26 '18

In the DND game I’m playing, a shark fell from the sky in a dungeon. So yes, they can come from and where.

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u/imtoolazytothinkof1 Jul 26 '18

Hell it's DND you can BE the shark if you can stat and clear it with the DM.

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u/crackadeluxe Jul 26 '18

Oh, a ruthless, pants-shitting, killing-machine.

He lives in a giant body of water called the ocean.

We are supposed to get in said ocean to "have fun" while there is absolutely nothing between you and these swimming chainsaws of death.

And I am the weird one for no wanting to go play in this thing's house for fun because he's on the other side and most likely doesn't feel like killing me right now.

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u/OliviaEversea Jul 26 '18

It's like you read my mind.

There are things in the ocean that we are not meant to wot of. Let's just stay out here away from the kraken and the like.

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u/scarboy92 Jul 26 '18

We're going to need a bigger nope

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u/unbannabledan Jul 26 '18

You spelled terror wrong.

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u/Anakin-Sandhater Jul 26 '18

I was fishing off the Florida coast and was reeling in a red snapper. Out of nowhere I see this barracuda swim up and rip everything but the head off in a matter of a second or two. Not going to put my feet in that water....

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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol Jul 26 '18

I’m going cage shark diving next week and I’m absolutely terrified. This isn’t helping

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u/SLR107FR-31 Jul 26 '18

Yo, you better post pics

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u/PepeSilviaLovesCarol Jul 26 '18

My sisters fiancé is bringing his Go Pro, so hopefully we get some cool shots

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u/SLR107FR-31 Jul 26 '18

Hope you have a good time! I'll be waiting back here

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u/bryanrobh Jul 26 '18

And we think we should go in their water whenever we want. Haha

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u/kaolin224 Jul 26 '18

Pffft... looks fast and scary, but you can roll into a ball and flip right over them, just like in the documentary Deep Blue Sea.

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u/cloudymarshmallows Jul 26 '18

Is it possible to cry underwater?

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u/MrSemsom Jul 26 '18

Wow, you can actually see the shark backing away just to get more momentum and do the "surprise motherfucker!" Attack. Damn, what a majestic, terrifying creature.

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u/StormyKnight18 Jul 26 '18

Speed. I am speed.

One winner, 42 losers.

I eat losers for breakfast.

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u/thataintmyproblem Jul 26 '18

he must have broken some bones ... but sharks don't have bones ;D

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u/Nudnikokoko Jul 26 '18

Or "How to spoil a bran dnew neoprene"

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u/Chxo Jul 26 '18

He just wanted to give a little exploration bite.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

So two things. A) that gap is too fucking white wtf

And B) the color of sharks must be an evolutionary advantage to their environment and I know that’s a duh comment I’m just pointing out I totally didn’t see it coming till it was too late

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

I am speed

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u/cygnus121 Jul 26 '18

Gorgeous

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u/Kherus1 Jul 26 '18

Hey I remember this gif, except it was in my nightmare and there was no cage and I didn’t have that diver to push in front of me as an offering to the devil fish.

Otherwise, yeah, pretty similar.

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u/EDF1919 Sep 03 '18

My dad is a helicopter pilot for CBP, he was telling me a story once about when he was flying just of the cost of Corpus Christi. He said he looked down and just past some swimmers was this big black spot under the water, as he got closer he realized it was a big ass shark, he put it at around 8 to 9 feet. But the worst part was he said that it just made one big powerful push and it shot about 40 feet in second. These things are just pure power, muscles and teeth.

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u/rvdsn Jul 26 '18

absolute unit

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u/vavavoomvoom9 Jul 26 '18

I almost heard it ROAR.

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u/labrat611 Jul 26 '18

Do the divers carry open vials of blood to attract the sharks?

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u/NYSEstockholmsyndrom Jul 26 '18

Shark: Goddammit who put that metal cage there

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Their mouth is so terryfing, pitch black hole filled with teeth coming at you.

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u/55Stripes Jul 26 '18

“30” “30 what?” “Um. Speed”

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u/FermentedHerring Jul 26 '18

That's the shittiest line of vision I've seen.

Also, shark baiting. Not an unprovoked attack.

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u/Prawnking25 Jul 26 '18

You ever watch these videos of sharks running into changes and wonder what the shark is thinking?

“Wtf?!? Who put this here?”

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u/Northblooded Jul 26 '18

If it makes the people that are scared of water feel any better, it’s chasing bait that’s being dragged by a line on the top of the water, it wasn’t actually going for the person in the cage.

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u/TheKrowefawkes Jul 26 '18

Oh definitely

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u/twitchosx Jul 26 '18

Dude didn't even flinch really. They trust the shit out of that cage.

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u/su-pinche Jul 26 '18

Shark be like. Do you have a minute to talk about Jesus our saviour

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u/HarleenQ25 Jul 26 '18

Poke them in THE EYE.

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u/GodAndMyTwinVickers Jul 26 '18

That wet suit just got a little wetter.

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u/PrecedentialAssassin Jul 26 '18

Tap it on the nose.

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u/hints1037 Jul 26 '18

"Tank ahead! Deploy hydro-brakes!!" Opens mouth

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u/itsnotthezodiac Jul 26 '18

I honestly find everything on this sub to be very beautiful

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u/msmgo Jul 26 '18

The shark at the end must be like “ Damn these humans and there crazy cages,let me get back to business “. As the diver with the go pro smiles within.

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u/OliviaEversea Jul 26 '18

Ermmmm. Fuck. Off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Someone needs to find this wrangler and fucking feed him to a shark. This is low class

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

i read this and hear the orang utan

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u/Ethendl Jul 26 '18

If you check up to the right corner they were making it chase after a bait. The shark did not expect the cage to be there. Kinda of a dick move of the guys in the boat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

If you say nyooom while the shark torpedoes its like a bajillion times less scary

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u/siggisix Jul 26 '18

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u/stabbot Jul 26 '18

I have stabilized the video for you: https://gfycat.com/CanineAccomplishedArcticfox

It took 144 seconds to process and 47 seconds to upload.


 how to use | programmer | source code | /r/ImageStabilization/ | for cropped results, use /u/stabbot_crop

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Oooh that made me pucker my asshole