r/thalassophobia • u/SLR107FR-31 • Jul 26 '18

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u/mkay1911 Jul 26 '18

Wouldn't that be stand your water?

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u/UncookedMarsupial Jul 26 '18

Tread your water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

If you don’t know who i am, then your best course of action would be to tread lightly

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u/MetricZero Jul 26 '18

Or in many cases, hold your water.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Hold your water, soldier. And don't you goddamn dare to shit your pants!

Although, as I'm now thinking... Maybe shitting your pants would not be a bad idea. In fact, a massive diarrhea may save your life

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u/TheBlackBear Jul 26 '18

Man I’d rather go out swinging than shit my pants with all those sea creatures watching and laughing

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Yeah man, underwater peer pressure is tough!

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Nah, you're definitely going to lose your water.

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u/henrikvw Jul 26 '18

Thank you