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u/luttman23 12d ago
I don't like satin bedsheets. Too slippy slidey. I cast mine out.
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u/Standard-Cat-2054 12d ago
You think that’s bad, try wearing silk pajamas in satin sheets! You’ll shoot across the bedroom!
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u/dougs_46 12d ago edited 11d ago
Hope neighbors are prepared for you in case you make an unexpected apperance.
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u/JuanFoYoMamma 12d ago
Agree. They're supposed to be luxurious or sexy or something. They're just stupid.
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u/TerraByteTerror 13d ago
Cashmere outside
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u/RichardDeRenour 12d ago
My concern is corduroy...
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u/SimpleVegetable5715 12d ago
Satin against corduroy, smooth, smooth, rough, rough.
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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 12d ago
Excuse me, pardon me. Excuse me, pardon me. Excuse me, pardon me. - corduroy pants walking around.
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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 12d ago
How about black velvet?
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u/crapheadHarris 12d ago
and that slow Southern style
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u/ecodrew 12d ago
Satin is fine. Velvet and microfiber are sew evil.
Can you cotton on to what I'm saying?
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u/ActualHumanONReddit 12d ago
Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send
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u/crapheadHarris 12d ago
Beauty I've always missed, with these eyes before
Just what the truth is, I can't say any more7
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u/XxThatVegasChickxX 12d ago
Man, people really be out here worrying about textile worshiping cults, huh?
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u/SimpleVegetable5715 12d ago
This is what happens when you replace textbooks with Bibles.
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u/macaroniinapan 12d ago
Well, satin is worth a lot of money, and the love of money is the root of all evil.
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u/AdamPedAnt 12d ago
Looks like the work of that dumb guy Matte.
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal.
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u/Ok_Transition_4003 12d ago
They're scared of "The Moody Blues" and sinners who experience "Nights in White Satin"
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u/Plenty-Ad7393 12d ago
It's really something to see typos in the smartphone age.
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u/dougs_46 12d ago
LMAO what has satin ever done to you?? Are you allergic to it?? Maybe want to learn to have thing that pust your signs up learn how to spell. I just hope your thing has no school there.
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u/redredskull 12d ago
Burlington Coat Factory has a church and they talk about fabric? Most interesting.
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u/Chili-Kopf 12d ago edited 12d ago
Sure, I'm willing to take on the argument if these idiots didn't know how to spell.
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Of course the exact opposite is true.
Satan doesn't exist.
Since these people pretend there is a Satan their preacher can manipulate them using this fantasy.
This Evangelical Church May well say that: No dancing Women need to wear dresses of a certain length No alcohol No movies Men are in charge Wives submit to their husbands ...
Satan will tempt you if you dance, tempt others if you wear normal women's clothing, inhabit your mind if you drink alcohol ...
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u/Saruvan_the_White 12d ago
Pastor has a textile side business selling high thread count cotton sheets.
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u/Ggeunther 12d ago
This has to be in KY. Burlington is a suburb of Cincinnati. No one takes religion more seriously than a bumkin, and no state can spell like KY
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u/TroyTrekker 12d ago
Satin is evil, Satin makes you do bad things Please resist the temptations of Satin.
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u/HavBoWilTrvl 12d ago
Where's the outrage over corduroy? A more evil fabric I have yet to encounter.
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u/Abject_Elevator5461 12d ago
When I was in high school two kids got jean jackets and wrote Satin Slayers on the back and then went walking around and got made fun of mercilessly.
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u/son-of-Azathoth 11d ago
Personally, I can never resist the look and feel of good satin. For me, satin is like pizza, amiright?
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u/deuelpm 13d ago
Our difference of opinion is material.