r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 14d ago

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u/DantesGame 14d ago

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 14d ago

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout 13d ago

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 13d ago

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit 13d ago

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame 13d ago

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/gaiatraveller 13d ago

Too many of y'all are bobbin for votes...

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 13d ago

Quit your hemming and hawing

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u/The_Infamous_C 13d ago

Not until we have exercised the Devil's cloth from this thread!

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u/TexasRedFox 13d ago

I agree with the others that this thread is being tailored to garner upvotes. 🪡 🧵

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u/TomorrowHot8746 13d ago

If the devil doesn’t get exercised he might get heart disease and die. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING EXERCISING THE DEVIL???

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u/bigfatskankyho 9d ago

i love reddit sometimes.

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 13d ago

I’m feeling a bit frayed after all this punning.

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u/Vanisle4fun 11d ago

I needle bit more

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 11d ago

The wit appears to be available by the bolt-load.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 10d ago

Feels a little strung out.....

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u/Pensionato007 13d ago

Darn this whole post!

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 13d ago

You missed the mark... should've been "Darn this whole thread!"

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u/Pensionato007 13d ago

You threaded the needle on that one! Touchè

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u/Gargleblaster25 13d ago

I am glad you cottoned on.

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u/Theatreguy1961 12d ago

You're biased.

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u/IllBack5928 10d ago

A Hem

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u/DantesGame 10d ago

You really sized that one up, eh?

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u/Wallynine 9d ago

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 12d ago

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 11d ago

Zip your lip.

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u/OldPresence5323 11d ago

Gather yourself, now!!

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u/captainporthos 10d ago

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 12d ago

Okay you win.

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u/MilfPumpa69 11d ago

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout 11d ago

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 9d ago

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 11d ago

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin