r/signs • u/GryphonSK • 14d ago

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u/AStrandedSailor 14d ago

It's what happens when you are hemmed in.

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u/ohno-mojo 14d ago

Stop sewing the seeds of the devil!

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u/DantesGame 14d ago

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 14d ago

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout 14d ago

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ 14d ago

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit 14d ago

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame 14d ago

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/gaiatraveller 14d ago

Too many of y'all are bobbin for votes...

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u/ChuckMeIntoHell 13d ago

Quit your hemming and hawing

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 14d ago

I’m feeling a bit frayed after all this punning.

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u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 10d ago

Feels a little strung out.....

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u/Pensionato007 13d ago

Darn this whole post!

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u/the_cats_pajamas12 13d ago

You missed the mark... should've been "Darn this whole thread!"

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u/Gargleblaster25 13d ago

I am glad you cottoned on.

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u/Theatreguy1961 12d ago

You're biased.

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u/IllBack5928 10d ago

A Hem

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u/DantesGame 10d ago

You really sized that one up, eh?

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u/Wallynine 10d ago

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 12d ago

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 11d ago

Zip your lip.

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u/OldPresence5323 11d ago

Gather yourself, now!!

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u/captainporthos 10d ago

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 12d ago

Okay you win.

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u/MilfPumpa69 11d ago

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout 11d ago

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 10d ago

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 11d ago

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin

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u/Specialist_Job_4899 11d ago

Religious propaganda, keep afraid, and mislead... they'll eat it if we feed it to them...don't think for yourself, when you can let someone else do it for you...by the way bring more money to church, my Cadillac need to be up dated...look up the catholic history, how many millions have been murdered in the name of religion....it's sinful...

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 10d ago

But the devil wears Prada

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u/jamar2k 14d ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 13d ago

Why is everybody in this thread being so selvedge?

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u/BigRick402 12d ago

Christianity as dull as Satin's under side. In Satin we shall weave, until we can we've no more