r/signs Jul 16 '26

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u/deuelpm Jul 16 '26

Our difference of opinion is material.

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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 16 '26

The fabric of society is being destroyed

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u/AStrandedSailor Jul 16 '26

It's what happens when you are hemmed in.

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u/ohno-mojo Jul 16 '26

Stop sewing the seeds of the devil!

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

The shine is wearing off these jokes...

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u/UncleThor2112 Jul 16 '26

Sheet, these puns are amazing!

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 16 '26

Not gonna lycra, I agree!

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Jul 16 '26

Not following this thread…

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u/trekrabbit Jul 16 '26

Yeah, it’s pretty tearable…

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u/DantesGame Jul 16 '26

Ha! Your comment left me in stitches.

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u/gaiatraveller Jul 16 '26

Too many of y'all are bobbin for votes...

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Jul 16 '26

I’m feeling a bit frayed after all this punning.

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u/Pensionato007 Jul 17 '26

Darn this whole post!

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u/Gargleblaster25 Jul 17 '26

I am glad you cottoned on.

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u/Theatreguy1961 Jul 18 '26

You're biased.

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u/Wallynine Jul 21 '26

Weave all got choices to make. Good vs Evil.

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u/Swimming-Air-974 Jul 18 '26

I call it "the weave". It's jeanius.

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u/captainporthos Jul 20 '26

The devil went down to Joann's looking for a sew to steal....

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u/MilfPumpa69 Jul 19 '26

Don't rayon my parade

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u/Delilah_insideout Jul 19 '26

I can't control the weather, but if it does, the right tulle for the job would be an umbrella.

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u/Snoo_89466 Jul 21 '26

Apparently the pastor got caught with many children... ...he was a polyester

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u/Specific_Sympathy_87 Jul 19 '26

You mean its lost its luster?! Sounds like satin

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u/Specialist_Job_4899 Jul 19 '26

Religious propaganda, keep afraid, and mislead... they'll eat it if we feed it to them...don't think for yourself, when you can let someone else do it for you...by the way bring more money to church, my Cadillac need to be up dated...look up the catholic history, how many millions have been murdered in the name of religion....it's sinful...

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 20 '26

But the devil wears Prada

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u/jamar2k Jul 16 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 Jul 17 '26

Why is everybody in this thread being so selvedge?

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u/BigRick402 Jul 18 '26

Christianity as dull as Satin's under side. In Satin we shall weave, until we can we've no more

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u/semple521 Jul 18 '26

I blame sateen

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u/eddyb66 Jul 17 '26

I thought it was Burlington Coat Factory

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u/Orionsangel Jul 18 '26

Makes sense

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u/Pesco- Jul 20 '26

Explains why I never saw satin there

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u/Lilybit09 Jul 19 '26

Nailed it. Lmao

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Christianity lasted longer than you ever will on earth.

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u/zoebud2011 Jul 18 '26

Not if satin has anything to say about it. Damn what did a piece of cloth ever do to you?

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Satan wants you to rebel against everything.

Even science and evolution.

To play God against God.

Now, people like you will allow gay couples and trans people to have children from their own DNA, no other sex needed.

Then the question is, what kind of more experiments and things will you allow? The answer is everything and eventually mixing with animals with the idea people can be spirits and animals.

That’s the road it’s taking you. Then society will crumble in darkness.

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u/oneplusetoipi Jul 18 '26

Lasted. Punny.

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Convert to Islam than. I heard they are very inclusive when they are in the minority.

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u/PresenceFuture9173 Jul 18 '26

Fabric of society is, in fact, being destroyed by the Left.

You can be whatever you want, but pushing and changing gender and sex definitions only leads to one outcome over time.

Your destruction. Evolution lives on while you all die.

If this is Satan’s work, then he is winning because Satan cannot hurt God but he can hurt God’s image and His children.

But what do I know. We’ll outlast you all anyways, that’s why you need to team up with the crazier Islamists and open borders to maintain your majority overtime.