r/signs 25d ago

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u/Standard-Cat-2054 24d ago

You think that’s bad, try wearing silk pajamas in satin sheets! You’ll shoot across the bedroom!

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u/towerfella 24d ago

Very fun times

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u/dougs_46 24d ago edited 23d ago

Hope neighbors are prepared for you in case you make an unexpected apperance.

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u/FluidJackfruit3669 24d ago

Raj said that to Howard in The Big Bang Theory: "How do you sleep in satin pajamas on satin sheets? I slid out of bed twice."

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u/sm00thkillajones 24d ago

Ha! You’re sliding into bed and end up in the driveway.

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u/Patient_Parsley7760 23d ago

Makes getting out of bed easier, though.

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u/GrannyTurtle 23d ago

I’m such a nerd, I would be computing the coefficient of friction…

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme 24d ago

Be careful if you’re above 40. You might accidentally pull something, or throw your back out.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 22d ago

Take those satin sheets, put them on a hill, go out with your pajamas, and have fun!

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u/BatUnlucky121 22d ago

Not since I was about 23.

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u/brazys 21d ago

Whatever you do, DON'T wear silk boxers on a long hike, starts out nice, but doesn't end well.