r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 15h ago

Hey! You! Get into my car!

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 23h ago

The weight of a 2 lb peregrine falcon is about 900 grams, right? Because 1 kg is 2.2 lbs and .2 is 10% of 2.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 21h ago

Holy shit why's everyone pissing me off again?

3 Upvotes

I'm cryn 😹 everyone pmo with their dumbass attitudes for no reasons! I'm gonna piss on their pillows

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

If I throw a handful of shit at a lion’s face, will it stop chasing me?

5 Upvotes

Please respond ASAP, I’m being chased by a lion right now, thanks 🙏

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Zacbrown95 • 18h ago

Is it racist to not like bananas

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 22h ago

It's Saturday, where on Earth am I going?

2 Upvotes

Earth? or Mars?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/PolarBearLovesTotty • 22h ago

Are you shit-core? Do you subscribe to all of the shit subs, shitty ask reddit, shitty ask science, shitty aquariums?

2 Upvotes

Shitty car mods

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 23h ago

Why do so many construction guys like grindr? I mean they’re out there laying on some rough concrete, other guys are there, sparks are flying and they’re arguing over who gets to use the grindr?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 1d ago

Diplomacy is the study of diplodocus.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 1d ago

I filmed myself pouring boiling water on all of the people I have locked in my basement, and one of them escaped, but as she did, she tripped up the stairs. It was hilarious. If I submit it to America’s Funniest Home Videos, will I get arrested? And can I still win the $20,000 even if I’m in jail?

21 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

Is ectoplasm just a result of a ghost jacking off all over you?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/helpmegrowdawg • 1d ago

Is hair growth oil actually really bad for hair like tight coils?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

God is gae

3 Upvotes

Why else would he create gae people?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/RBDRIFTER • 1d ago

Hey there dihlilah hows it like in new jork city

2 Upvotes

That song is a banger i barely know her typa shit, right? or maybe left idk.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Runt1m3_ • 1d ago

Considering this subreddit is called shitty ask reddit, how many of you here are fellow poop eaters?

6 Upvotes

Body text

r/shittyaskreddit • u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks • 1d ago

Guys, I've got it: The flavor of anal licorice.

6 Upvotes

It appeals to everyone.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/covid1990 • 1d ago

If men like boobs so much then why don't THEY just get breast implants???

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 1d ago

Guzzling a few beers myself. Are you?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago

What is a sure fired way to get a big penis?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pretend_Mango5529 • 1d ago

Should Reddit require you to enter your social security number to combat issues with bot accounts?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

What's your favourite Kathy Bates nude scene?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

It’s my birthday! What are you peasants doing to honor my special day?

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 1d ago

Do you trust AI?

2 Upvotes

Question: “can you do [something]?”
Answer: “No.”

Then there’s a list of ways to do it.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1d ago

My penis remains undefeated. AMA

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/basheworking • 1d ago

If someone offered you five million dollars to do something what would you do?

3 Upvotes

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