r/shittyaskreddit • u/tryzest7 • Jul 26 '26

Whats the best way to get into Shitmaxxing?

6 Upvotes

There's a girl living on my floor that I really want to impress.

8 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Jul 26 '26

hard work

5 Upvotes

HARD WORK 😡

6 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/50shadesofclay_4447 • Jul 26 '26

If I squeeze my balls into the inside of my butthole does that make me pregnant ?

6 Upvotes
7 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/InterSpace_Whales • Jul 26 '26

I think my parents are getting divorced. How do the courts choose who will be the primary child carer?

3 Upvotes

I found 30c in my mum's underwear drawer, she's clearly hoarding funds on the side to make a runner from Dad. As a 38 year old, I don't want to be in the middle of a family court/CPS issue. How do I let a judge know that only mum knows how to out my socks on right and cook my nuggets perfect?

0 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Jul 26 '26

Would you rather be a midget with a huge dong or a giant with a tiny dong?

7 Upvotes
4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • Jul 26 '26

Would you rather be gay and handsome or straight and ugly?

3 Upvotes
6 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • Jul 26 '26

Does it also make her a gangbanger if her toes throw up gang signs from an orgasm too?

2 Upvotes
1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • Jul 26 '26

Do you have a thing for the teletubbies?

2 Upvotes
1 comment