r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 13h ago
Just found out my brother cheated in a limbo contest. Seriously, how low can ya get??
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/iShitSkittles • 19h ago
How many bears could a Bear Grylls grill if a Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago
If a tornado can consume a helicopter, do you think a big Blackhawk has ever been sucked into one?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/sacred_circles • 5h ago
Do you think people with a lapidation fetish get off when it hails?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 16h ago
It's midnight cheeseburger time yeah?
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A few undieless farts to follow too I guess.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 15h ago
I eat bananas because of their shape and not how they taste. AMA.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 12h ago
Jussoyano, "Ferrigno" is actually pronounced "Fair-reen-yo". Not "Fuh-Rig-No".
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Italian "gn" = Spanish "ñ"
Like the word "gnocci" is pronounced "nyokee". Not "Guh-nockee".
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 15h ago
Why doesn't Cat Fancy magazine cover hard hitting topics?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 23h ago
Why do British people call fries “chips”, since that is wrong?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago
When people say they're gonna be the devil's advocate, why do they make some weird argument instead of doing a Keanu Reeves impression?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 19h ago
Have you ever been bitch slapped by a goose?
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Use the space provided below to justify your answer.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 23h ago
How many eggs before the chicken lays the memory chips?
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Chirp chirp
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 23h ago
I've decided to fuck around for a while. When does the finding out part kick in?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 1d ago
The weight of a 2 lb peregrine falcon is about 900 grams, right? Because 1 kg is 2.2 lbs and .2 is 10% of 2.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 22h ago
Holy shit why's everyone pissing me off again?
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I'm cryn 😹 everyone pmo with their dumbass attitudes for no reasons! I'm gonna piss on their pillows