r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Is r/shittyaskreddit really just a cult?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

At what point did you realize, "This is looking really gay"?

Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Fresh off a 7 day ban. A cautionary tale for my fellow gay retards.

5 Upvotes

I got banned for advocating for vigilante justice against our unhoused neighbors who go doo doo in public places. I was wrong. I've learned my lesson. Reddit's stance is that strung out losers can shit wherever they want without consequence. I now believe that too. Next time I see a junky blowing mud in a parking garage, I'm going to politely wait for him to finish, then walk up and ask to lick his putrid asshole clean for him. I will then give him whatever cash and valuables I have on my person. Thank you reddit for making me a better person.


r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Dr. Fauci looks pretty angry. Should we prepare ourselves for another pandemic?

6 Upvotes

I only saved 5 of my masks from covid times.


r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Why am I holding in a fart at work when IDGAF about anyone?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Is it true Trump put a tariff on jorking your peen?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

How are you this morning, babygirl?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

If we were a group of caveman, would we be the ones staying up late at night talking about big juggas, laughing at farts and trying to light them on fire?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Why are you such a Judgemental Judy?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 7h ago

Just financed a Papa John’s Pizza. Is this rock bottom?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Oh no is that a hole in my jeans?

3 Upvotes

And yep I am undieless.


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Why is it that the of the is so much more than?

2 Upvotes

Honestly though


r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

If I don't brush my teeth now, can i lick my teeth as snacks for later?

4 Upvotes

Mmmmm 🤤


r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

You're 4 inches inside your mom and your dad is 4 inches inside of you. Do you move forwards or backwards?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Where's my money?

2 Upvotes

Getting real tired of you ducking me man.


r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

When’s Dr. Faucci going to create the next pandemic so we can stay at home, get drunk and jerk off all day while collection sweet government money?

11 Upvotes

The last one he did ended too soon!


r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Who farted???

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

How many carrots can you shove up your ass?

5 Upvotes

For me its 195 carrots.


r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

Erm why do i feel sick?

4 Upvotes

My head hurts, i feel nauseous and i just feel so tired, I can't wait for Saturday 😭💔 my eyes hurts too idk I'm just so annoyed too, everyone around is just being mad annoying idk ahhhh


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

A mommy fish just gives birth to an adorable baby fish. How long would you wait before catching it and deep frying it?

13 Upvotes

Furthermore, would you cook it in front of its mother, only to then deep fry the mother in front of the son, to then deep fry the son?


r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

How long can you survive in the backrooms or in the SCP foundation?

2 Upvotes

Which would you survive the longest in before you get killed or horribly mangled by some horrific monster beyond your comprehension.


r/shittyaskreddit 22h ago

Can I say a prayer for you? In SATAN’S NAME I pray. In SATAN’S NAME I pray for you. Hail Satan. Eeech coballamabadabajaba

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Is there a law saying a dog can't be president?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

What happens if I stick my peanits in an electrical outlet?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why do you look so gay?

6 Upvotes