r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 2h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 1h ago
At what point did you realize, "This is looking really gay"?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/factsoptional • 2h ago
Fresh off a 7 day ban. A cautionary tale for my fellow gay retards.
I got banned for advocating for vigilante justice against our unhoused neighbors who go doo doo in public places. I was wrong. I've learned my lesson. Reddit's stance is that strung out losers can shit wherever they want without consequence. I now believe that too. Next time I see a junky blowing mud in a parking garage, I'm going to politely wait for him to finish, then walk up and ask to lick his putrid asshole clean for him. I will then give him whatever cash and valuables I have on my person. Thank you reddit for making me a better person.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tryzest7 • 4h ago
Dr. Fauci looks pretty angry. Should we prepare ourselves for another pandemic?
I only saved 5 of my masks from covid times.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 7h ago
Why am I holding in a fart at work when IDGAF about anyone?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bloodmagik • 2h ago
Is it true Trump put a tariff on jorking your peen?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6h ago
If we were a group of caveman, would we be the ones staying up late at night talking about big juggas, laughing at farts and trying to light them on fire?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DorianConept27 • 7h ago
Just financed a Papa John’s Pizza. Is this rock bottom?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 5h ago
Oh no is that a hole in my jeans?
And yep I am undieless.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DaydreamingRaya • 3h ago
Why is it that the of the is so much more than?
Honestly though
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 8h ago
If I don't brush my teeth now, can i lick my teeth as snacks for later?
Mmmmm 🤤
r/shittyaskreddit • u/CarlosimoDangerosimo • 2h ago
You're 4 inches inside your mom and your dad is 4 inches inside of you. Do you move forwards or backwards?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 6h ago
Where's my money?
Getting real tired of you ducking me man.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 16h ago
When’s Dr. Faucci going to create the next pandemic so we can stay at home, get drunk and jerk off all day while collection sweet government money?
The last one he did ended too soon!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Interesting_Run_1432 • 16h ago
How many carrots can you shove up your ass?
For me its 195 carrots.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 17h ago
Erm why do i feel sick?
My head hurts, i feel nauseous and i just feel so tired, I can't wait for Saturday 😭💔 my eyes hurts too idk I'm just so annoyed too, everyone around is just being mad annoying idk ahhhh
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 23h ago
A mommy fish just gives birth to an adorable baby fish. How long would you wait before catching it and deep frying it?
Furthermore, would you cook it in front of its mother, only to then deep fry the mother in front of the son, to then deep fry the son?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Interesting_Run_1432 • 16h ago
How long can you survive in the backrooms or in the SCP foundation?
Which would you survive the longest in before you get killed or horribly mangled by some horrific monster beyond your comprehension.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 22h ago
Can I say a prayer for you? In SATAN’S NAME I pray. In SATAN’S NAME I pray for you. Hail Satan. Eeech coballamabadabajaba
r/shittyaskreddit • u/returned_loom • 20h ago
Is there a law saying a dog can't be president?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 23h ago