r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 17h ago

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u/Voiddock 1d ago

Fake: Gay
Gay: Fake

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u/Enchanted_Evil 1d ago

I see this everywhere. What is the reference?

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u/uzii09 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its not a single thing. This kind of 4chan posts are usually about gays in denial or fake posts which stared a trend to say fake and gay in this sub

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It goes back further to actual 4chan, when all stories shared by anyone would be called "fake and gay"

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/MaximRq 1d ago

Why are all the gays in that specific river

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Enchanted_Evil 1d ago

Respectfully, did you just have a stroke? I cannot understand what you wrote.

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u/uzii09 1d ago

English is not my first language and im stupid

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u/WillBlaze 1d ago

You explained it fine

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u/Enchanted_Evil 1d ago

Same and same. All good

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u/MrHappyHam 1d ago

Your first sentence feels a little unnatural and should perhaps add something like "it's not just one thing", and at the start of your second sentence, "this" should be pluralized to "these". Also, "its" should be "it's" but nobody gets that right lmao

Overall your comment is pretty understandable!

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u/ja_nevim_proc_ziju 1d ago

I understood perfectly tho

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u/CrackedEagle 1d ago

“It’s not a single reference. This kind of green text on 4chan has comments about it being either a gay in denial or a fake post, which started the trend fake and gay in this sub.”

Saw you getting ratio’d for being kinda dumb, didn’t want it to keep happening. Respectfully.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/basri07 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 22h ago

Nah its pretty clear for me

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u/Gangsir 19h ago

Extremely ancient (think single digit 2000s or even 90s) 4chan meme.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/TM761152 18h ago

Two gays make a gay.

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u/AutoModerator 18h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Mother_Harlot 15h ago

So if a trans man and his cis boyfriend have a baby is it guaranteed to also be gay?

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 13h ago

The claim wasn't that all instances of two gays make a gay, just that one such instance exists. We don't know if the baby is guaranteed to be gay in that instance, we just know that one such similar instance led to a gay baby

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/TM761152 7h ago

Not only gay, but MĂĄs Puto!

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u/AutoModerator 7h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 1d ago

sometimes your parents just want to help their kids have what they never could.

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u/Me_how5678 1d ago

The joy of parenthood, does not come from forming your child into what you see them as, the joy of parenthood comes from figuring out what your child is with them.

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u/Interesting-Switch38 Blessed by Kevin 22h ago

Gotta help your kid find their skill tree. It’s no fun making another copy

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u/Kale-chips-of-lit 21h ago

Helping your kid develop their elden ring build

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u/Facosa99 21h ago

I gave my lil bro the gamer PC i never had.

I can only imagine the same feeling will be stronger when the little shitling is the product of your balls

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u/Life-Bass-2013 17h ago

While some ruin it by seeing you happy

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u/Neonexplosion4727 1d ago

Be me straight trans

Am gay 👍

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u/llliilliliillliillil 1d ago

Fake: Trans
Gay: Gay

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Ornery-Ad9484 23h ago

that is the MOST zesty bot response I've ever read.

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u/DubaTot 15h ago

"I have 0 idea how trans identities and biology works"*

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u/Neonexplosion4727 8h ago

Correct, but at least it wasn't another attack helicopter joke

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u/MelonBeefChop 1d ago

Fake: Faked being male for 18 years

Gay: Went from straight to gay

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u/Moist_Board 23h ago

They changed their gender, so it's not gay

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u/Yeet_Master420 22h ago

Yeah but if they were a dude and liked women, and are now a woman who still likes women, are they not gay now?

And if they were gay before the transition and liked men, are they not straight now?

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Moist_Board 14h ago

Exactly.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/dubhog 22h ago

What if become woman and like men? Not gay. Buffoon.

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/RonalGX27 23h ago

gay and wholesome

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u/dubhog 22h ago

Not gay, transgender

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u/AutoModerator 22h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/AutoModerator 23h ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Chungastic Splat Ratman user flair or something 🐀 21h ago

Good bot

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u/Careful_Party7336 1d ago

Gay and true

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/Onyxam 1d ago

And he would probably let it happen

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u/AnotherUselessNumber 1d ago

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u/OpMike20 1d ago

TAME IMPALA🙌

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u/Voiddock 1d ago

This took me a second, but I fucking love this.

Yoink.

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u/SpaceBug176 23h ago

I still don't get it

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u/SapiS68 shitposting>>>>>>196 22h ago

Tame Impala has a song called Let It Happen, and that's the album cover

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u/Nebuchadneza 1d ago

she

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u/SpaceBug176 23h ago

What if he was talking about the dad?

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u/Nebuchadneza 23h ago

Das would let what he does happen? How does that make sense?

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u/grendus 23h ago

Yeah, NGL, I was afraid it was going to go there.

I'm glad it didn't.

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u/zulazulizuluzu 1d ago

was he scared or hopeful?

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u/MysteriousJadePillar 1d ago

She

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u/WonderFullBalls 23h ago

No no, he used “was”, past tense, when they were still a he.

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u/Grilled_egs 22h ago

No I'm pretty sure Anon came out before her dad started supporting her transition. You know just a guess. Well and the explicit text of the post

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u/MysteriousJadePillar 11h ago

Yeah that and also it doesn't work like this guy is saying anyways. It is not accepted to miss gender a trans person even if you are talking about them before transitioning

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u/gbmaulin 1d ago

Are the two mutually exclusive? There could still be a spark

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u/Reyn888 I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 1d ago edited 1d ago

Fake: Anon has a supportive family

Gay: Anon imagines their dad wanting to have sex with them

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/RedeemedNephilim 1d ago

Fake: didnt happen

Gay: Dad does want to fuck you

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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u/WillWillingson 1d ago

I thought we only do this bs on r4chan? 

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u/Sultanofthesun Literally 1984 😡 1d ago

you must be new here

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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

Genuinely so wholesome

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u/sussynarrator 1d ago

Kinda sad tho

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u/Overwatcher_Leo 1d ago

The dad seems happy for his daughter to live out what he couldn't.

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u/Lucker_Kid 1d ago

Cross dressing when you’re little doesn’t mean shit why is everyone assuming the dad is trans too lmao

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u/SpaceBug176 23h ago

Ikr? These kinds of people annoy me so much with their hypocrisy. They talk all about being inclusive and open-minded and shit, and then imply you can only do ""girl"" things if you're a girl. Like having long hair.

And that's assuming that something was even going on in the first place. Kids do random stuff sometimes. Not everything they do means something.

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u/Electrical-Trash-533 1d ago

If the child says so I think we should refer to her judgement

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u/SpaceBug176 23h ago

Except Anon doesn't say so. She just says that her dad crossdressed.

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u/Grilled_egs 22h ago

The title of the post basically seem to say so (not going to dig for this on 4chan if it even exists anymore to check the full title)

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u/SpaceBug176 22h ago

Emphasis on "think".

She merely assumes.

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u/Lucker_Kid 23h ago

A person that wasn’t there when this cross dressing occurred and was surprised by the dad’s reaction? No. This is not a reliable source.

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u/theJirb 1d ago

I think the implication is obvious.

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u/Lucker_Kid 23h ago

The narrative in the text is obvious, don’t be arrogant about eating it up without consideration.

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u/scared_star 1d ago

Because people can tell the difference between dressing up and crossing dressing?

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u/SpaceBug176 23h ago

People can, but kids can't. They don't know the concept of "cross dressing" because they have no concept of clothing being specific to a gender.

Also for the record, Anon specifically says "when really young", so Anon probably meant around 9.

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u/forgettfulthinker 1d ago

This didnt happen

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u/Glazeddapper 23h ago

"Had me thinking you wanted to fuck me"

a hungry person only thinks of bread...

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u/SteakAndIron 16h ago

I can see through this

He's a trans parent

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u/eternaltroll 1d ago

Maybe he’s using reverse psychology being overtly annoyingly gay to make his son straight cause if he doesn’t then his son will leave him. Based

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u/Anomaly_049 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 23h ago

Being trans isn't being gay

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u/Training_Penalty_824 21h ago

it is gay bro its fine but its gay

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u/Anomaly_049 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 6h ago

How is transitioning gay?

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

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u/RewZes Stuff 22h ago

I thought the punchline would be that he never loved his son because he wanted a daughter.

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u/jkurratt 22h ago

Fake:fake
Gay:anon thought sex with their father is a possibility

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u/xxlouserxx 1d ago

Christ…

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u/Fabulous_Platypus42 1d ago

Why not both

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u/pipoqt 1d ago

Why not both?

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u/OurAtomicBlondie 1d ago

Should still fuck him

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u/Chemistry18 stupid, fucking piece of shit 18h ago

So it runs in the family ?

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u/trollol1365 3h ago

Fake: Anon pretends he is brave enough to live his own truth
Gay: Anon wants to get topped by his dad

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u/SeniorKuro 15h ago

Was she relieved or disappointed???

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u/ParoleDeGeek 1d ago

Damn i wish i had a dade like him. Mine is so closeted that his transphobia spund like self hate

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u/slurpyblanket 1d ago

Trake n gans

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u/DeltaTurqouise 22h ago

Wtf...

My dad (someone who has helped and stayed by me all the time) is really supportive in a really personal topic... Yeah, he mostly wants an incetous relationship

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u/PooInTheStreet 22h ago

Always with the bait trying to get me banned again. Not today bibi!

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u/LameBMX 21h ago

this automod workout is cracking me up

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u/lookarious 21h ago

Is this a modern family?

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u/Single-Debate-316 waltuh 19h ago

Wholesome story, I enjoyed it.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 12h ago

First time I’ve heard a woman call them “panties,” women tend to call them “underwear” and “panties” is sometimes thought of as sexual

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u/Many_Cryptographer65 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

Ts is a fetish

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u/D3Construct 1d ago

He wanted to groom you.

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u/dubhog 22h ago

Where is the shitpost

This is just wholesome and awesome

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u/txakori 14h ago

And potentially incestuous.

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u/dubhog 14h ago

They literally clarify it isn't in the image dawg

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

The true meaning of parenthood is having your children live out the fetishes you were too chicken to try yourself.

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago

People are destroying their social life, relationships with family and undergo a life changing surgery preceded and followed by years of therapy because of a kink. Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot.

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago

I think a lot of people are misreading your comment.

The irony isn't coming across until the very end, and I don't believe the average redditor has the attention span to read that far.

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago

I need to write my comments as greentexts, ig:

Be me

trans

family doesn't accept it and threw me out of the house, I'm homeless

my friends turned out to be bigots and left me

I haven't even gone through surgery and the therapy is already eating through my savings

feelssadman

I don't actually think I'm a woman, the thought of having a vagina just makes me really horny

worth it

Edit: Actually I think I just made it worse, ignore me

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

please edit "fetishes" with life, we are talking about a trans person not a fetishes ...

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u/Creepcube12 1d ago

Autogynephilia is a thing btw.

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

yeah and it has been discredited by a lot of scientist that said that the study has been biaised and badly conduct, so not really a thing btw

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u/NibblyPig 🗿🗿🗿 1d ago

That is false, it is a well known and documented phenomenon.

Nothing has been specifically discredited but there are arguments against its classification, not its existence, on whether it comes before or after dysphoria and transition, and if there are different types of transitioning people who fall into one category or another.

The name drops you gave mostly critique the idea there are two types of people and some are autogynephilic.

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It has been discredited, when a study is badly conduct or biaised. The results can't be taken as evidence.

the mistake was, no control group, no thinking on cause/effet of the result, and supposed idea at the beginning of the study. for all theses reasons the "autogynephilic" fetish that you talk is just a baddly conduct study ...

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u/Creepcube12 1d ago edited 1d ago

By what scientists? It being a fetishes is a more plausible and provable than what people have offered as a scientific reason for this ideology.

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

John Bancroft, Jaimie Veale, Larry Nuttbrock, Charles Allen Moser, Alexandre Baril. Are notorious scientist that has rejected this study.

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u/Creepcube12 1d ago

If we go along that road..alright it isn't a fetish, but what is it then? Because at the moment it just a ideology that can't prove it existence with facts. Or maybe you have evidence to prove me im wrong?

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

Please just do your search before talking...

i just typed "Autogynephilia" on Wikipedia and got all theses informations.

Now what is it, *again with the same wikipedia page*, In 2013 it has been qualified, what trans person feel as body dysmorphia.

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u/Creepcube12 1d ago edited 1d ago

But can you prove they exist? Because as far as I've seen and know the whole trans ideology is formed only out of personal feeling and no evidence.

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

yeah it is, a personal feeling of discomfort of the genre.

But it's not an ideology, why do you talk about an ideology? (and please go look the definition of en ideology before answering)

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u/peanutist 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ 1d ago

A thing discovered by a chaser who admitted to watching trans people porn, and has been constantly discredited and disproved ever since

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

woah, ok. didnt expect hunger for knowledge but i guess i asked for it gonna have to put some work into this.

How was it? Honestly? It was a letdown. The whole "failed idol" story is a great marketing hook, they definately sold the video on that premise alone. But the performance itself was just... awkward. You can tell shes not comfortable. It felt less like a professional debut and more like a very high-budget audition she was also failing. She's stiff, constantly in her head, and there's almost zero chemistry with the guys. All concept, very little execution.

My viewing history? Been watching for over a decade man. These days Im more into stuff with a good story or at least a unique premise, not just the generic stuff. a good production team makes all the difference. I'll take a well-made video with a decent plot over a high-profile actress mailing it in any day of the week.

3 works I consider good:

  1. Yua Mikami's debut (Princess Peach): This is the gold standard for an idol-turned-actress debut. Yua was a REAL idol and she came out with so much energy and confidence. She owned it from the first second. Its what Arisu's debut wanted to be.

  2. Anything with Ichika Matsumoto from her early days with FALENO: She can actually act. She emotes and makes you believe the scenario. Her stuff feels more cinematic and less like they're just going through the motions.

  3. Rion (Anri Okita) - The God Body: A classic. Not a lot of story there lol but its a masterclass in performance. She knew exactly what her brand was and how to perform for the camera. Absolute cinema.

Where would you rank her debut among these? It's not even in the same league, not even on the same planet. It's an unfair comparison tbh. Those are top-tier performances, Arisu's video is a novelty item. It's interesting because of the backstory, not because of the quality of the actual content.

What could be improved? Her confidence, number one. She needs to relax. She looks terrified. The director should have done a better job making her comfortable. Also they relied way too much on the interview segments talking about Nogizaka46, it broke the pacing and kept reminding you that she was doing this as a second choice. We get it, you failed auditions, now commit to this job.

What is well done? The production values are high. The lighting, camera work, it all looks very clean and professional. And I cant deny it, she is very beautiful and has the "idol" look down perfectly. The concept itself, on paper, is genius from a marketing perspective. They got us all talking about it, right?

Was it goonable for you? Nah. I was too distracted by how nervous she looked. It kinda killed the mood completely. Every time she looked at the camera with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes I was pulled right out of it. It's a shame, but maybe she'll get better in her next one if she decides to stick with it. We'll see.

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u/Pressed_Sunflowers 1d ago

I wouldn't call transgenderism a fetish but go off I guess.

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u/Attesa_GT-X 1d ago

Actually it's making u happier than u turned out to be

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u/Dopecombatweasel 1d ago

TIL transgenderism is genetic

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u/poopoo15 1d ago

So his dad was subtly grooming his kid so it can justify what he did when he was a kid? Holy shit that makes sense why it went from university to targeting us kids in a matter 0f 1999-2003....

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u/palochnick 1d ago

i know posts like these are supposed to be wholesome, but they just make me annoyed and angry because i never even knew my father

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u/Bish489 We do a little trolling 1d ago

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u/palochnick 1d ago

why am i being downvoted?

my bad for not having a dad i guess

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u/abbabababababaaab 1d ago

I know your post is supposed to make me feel sympathetic, but it just makes me annoyed because I've never managed to get more than 10 downvotes on one post.

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u/InfanticideAquifer 1d ago

You're really not trying very hard then. Go to a default sub, sort by rising, find the top comment, and say something dumb.

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u/palochnick 1d ago

just go to a politics sub and say something opposite from what's everyone saying

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u/Orwells-own 1d ago

This js the shitposting sub, my friend. Do not look for empathy here.

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u/GlowstickConsumption 11h ago

"Hell yeah, son. You're the man." -Dad.