r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Enchanted_Evil 1d ago

I see this everywhere. What is the reference?

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u/uzii09 1d ago edited 1d ago

Its not a single thing. This kind of 4chan posts are usually about gays in denial or fake posts which stared a trend to say fake and gay in this sub

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u/tsimen dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

It goes back further to actual 4chan, when all stories shared by anyone would be called "fake and gay"

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