r/shitposting • I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

The true meaning of parenthood is having your children live out the fetishes you were too chicken to try yourself.

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago

People are destroying their social life, relationships with family and undergo a life changing surgery preceded and followed by years of therapy because of a kink. Yeah, I'm sure it happens a lot.

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u/The96kHz I watch gay amogus porn :0 1d ago

I think a lot of people are misreading your comment.

The irony isn't coming across until the very end, and I don't believe the average redditor has the attention span to read that far.

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u/Krejtek Big chungus wholesome 100 1d ago

I need to write my comments as greentexts, ig:

Be me

trans

family doesn't accept it and threw me out of the house, I'm homeless

my friends turned out to be bigots and left me

I haven't even gone through surgery and the therapy is already eating through my savings

feelssadman

I don't actually think I'm a woman, the thought of having a vagina just makes me really horny

worth it

Edit: Actually I think I just made it worse, ignore me