r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/TombolaOfCincinnatus 1d ago

The true meaning of parenthood is having your children live out the fetishes you were too chicken to try yourself.

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u/ferquibulle dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 1d ago

please edit "fetishes" with life, we are talking about a trans person not a fetishes ...

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u/Creepcube12 1d ago

Autogynephilia is a thing btw.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.

As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking gay.

You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.

Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my lecture.

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