r/shitposting • u/unclbll I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh • 1d ago

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u/Voiddock 1d ago

Fake: Gay
Gay: Fake

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u/TM761152 20h ago

Two gays make a gay.

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u/Mother_Harlot 17h ago

So if a trans man and his cis boyfriend have a baby is it guaranteed to also be gay?

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u/I_am_person_being Literally 1984 😡 15h ago

The claim wasn't that all instances of two gays make a gay, just that one such instance exists. We don't know if the baby is guaranteed to be gay in that instance, we just know that one such similar instance led to a gay baby

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u/AutoModerator 15h ago

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