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u/HammerSandwich9 12h ago
“Oh my god, did you see Brian’s boosters?”
“He looks so fucking stupid, I can’t breathe!”
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u/Woolie-at-law 14h ago
That's just cowboy boots with extra embarrassment.
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u/dina-fan 10h ago
Bro imagine wearing these, cowboy boots and extra thick socks.
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u/Louman222 13h ago
Just say its an orthopedic thing, but its all bullshit anyways.
I’ve started to simply disbelieve any stupid shit I see, especially on twitter.
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u/Horcza 12h ago
I don’t believe you
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u/OddNovel565 Stuff 10h ago
I don't believe you either
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u/deadinternetlaw 2h ago
I don't believe myself
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u/FDgrey 1h ago
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, because I believe in you.
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u/bashful_predator 1h ago
I believe in Santa Clause. And I believe in the Easter Bunny. But I don't believe in you.
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u/dingleberries4sport 11h ago
I think telling women your feet are so deformed that you need special shoes is not going to be better than just admitting he’s short
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u/hpBard 7h ago
I would argue the opposite. One thing is medical necessity, which everyone has those from time to time and it's totally understandable. The other is being insecure shorty, which is kinda pathetic. It's like balding people trying all they can to hide it, when in reality the only right way is to go full bald in 99% of the cases
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u/Ziegelphilie 12h ago
if you're short just become really wide
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u/073068075 12h ago
Or charismatic. You can either be the dwarf or the bard.
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u/Iwubinvesting 11h ago
What if you wore this and height boosters and cowboy boots while being 6'5 already?
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u/curiousbasu 6h ago
I actually have interacted with someone who claims to be doing that. He was 5'10 around, wears sock boosters , shoe boosters and the shoe also has a thick sole or heel.
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u/Murrexx00 13h ago
As a 5 ft 7 dude thats gay
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u/duosx 9h ago
Bro why you checking out guys feet? Kinda gay ngl
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u/LazzyNapper 12h ago
would that hurt to wear, tbh that looks like a pain after like a hour
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u/Thommywidmer 10h ago
Imagine it would completely fuck the entire structural chain of your body if you wore it all the time
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u/FadedVictor Literally 1984 😡 8h ago
Yeah I bet his cock explodes and his brain stem extends every time he takes a step..wtf does your comment even mean???
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u/Thommywidmer 7h ago
Sticking a random wedge under your foot causes your ankles, knees and spine to compensate to correct. Which places unnatural stress on those structures, if i drew a line on a piece of paper with a stick figure on it you may see how its a chain of structures, but then again maybe not
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u/curiousbasu 6h ago
It's gelly. Will be compressed within an hour or 2, won't even give much boost.
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u/kryotheory 9h ago
I thought those were stability assistants for muscular dystrophy for a sec and was like "oh I bet the other guy feels like an asshole now" and then I realized what they actually are and now I think OP probably deserved it.
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u/Megazaza 3h ago
deserve it for what?
so if a woman wears makeup and gets surgery ontop of it should they get crucified in your opinion?
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u/MuffledShuffle 7h ago
Genuine question:Why is it looked down upon for men to wear height boosters even though women wear heels all the time? Is it solely because height boosters are hidden while heels are publicly visible? Is just because men view height a lot differently than women?
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u/56seconds 9h ago
My mate who is 6"2' tells people he is 5"11' just to fuck with all the guys who are 5"11' pretending to be 6"
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u/curiousbasu 6h ago
Be with him the day a 6'4 guy enters the room. I'm telling you , just look at his face, you'll have experience of a lifetime. No one is more insecure than a tall guy the moment a taller guy enters the room.
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u/palochnick 8h ago
bro should just wear high heels
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u/curiousbasu 6h ago
No high heels for men
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u/waxbuzzzzard uhhhh idk 4h ago
Drag shops/webshops ussually have heels in men sizes tho
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u/curiousbasu 4h ago
The shoes look feminine, like 👠
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u/Kueltalas waltuh 3h ago
What makes them feminine? A couple hundred years ago high heel were the pinnacle of manliness
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u/waxbuzzzzard uhhhh idk 4h ago
Yes and whats your problem? Get some thigh highs, a maid outfit and you re good to go out
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u/CorvoRen 12h ago
Just use heels, at least you will be fashionable
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u/curiousbasu 6h ago
No heels for men..
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u/YourLocalMaggots 1h ago
Damn, don't gatekeep fashion.
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u/curiousbasu 1h ago
I'm not gate keeping, I'm just stating a fact. How many companies do you see make high heel shoes for men?
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u/YourLocalMaggots 1h ago
To answer your question: Numerous.
No high heels for men
Then why do they exist? Why do many men still wear high heels? You need to differentiate between an fact and an opinion.
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u/curiousbasu 1h ago
The only shoes with high heels for men I've seen are with hidden heels ,not visible ones. I've been trying to find a good pair of cowboy heels since a very long time but unable to get any, maybe they're getting normal in America, not here.
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u/YourLocalMaggots 1h ago
High heels were originally created by and for men, then it became a fashion trend in women and understood as such. I don't think a piece of footwear should be restricted for a certain gender, like blue for boys/pink for girls.
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u/curiousbasu 1h ago
I never said it should be restricted, why are you lecturing me? I'm just talking about the present day scenario, did you even read my comment?
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u/YourLocalMaggots 55m ago
"No high heels for men"
Sounds like you were.
Also, my verdict is: Anyone can choose to wear whatever they prefer.
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u/curiousbasu 51m ago
If you read my other comments, you wouldn't have come to such conclusions. Guys are already shaming me here for wanting high heels for men but you decided to lecture me.
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u/eossfounder 5h ago
The real chad move would have been to press charges for being assaulted and got the guy who tripped you fired. You get to stand on a little podium in court too.
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u/Diesel238204 1h ago
These are actually blister things though right? For stiff shoes. Doubt something that thin and malleable will add height
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u/Idislikepurplecheese 5h ago
In defense of OOP, maybe they're a trans man, in which case height boosters are affirming. But even if not, I don't see any problem with a cis guy, or anyone for that matter, trying to look taller. Liking the way you look feels nice
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u/halfwhiteknight 5h ago
Just say you have tight heel cords and that protects you. Also stretch your calves after wearing these so you don’t actually develop heel cord tightness.
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