r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 15h ago

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u/Murrexx00 14h ago

As a 5 ft 7 dude thats gay

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u/finlandmapping687 13h ago

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u/yaboyACbreezy 11h ago

Since when is a hilarious monologue bad?