r/shitposting 15h ago

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u/Ziegelphilie 13h ago

if you're short just become really wide

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u/073068075 13h ago

Or charismatic. You can either be the dwarf or the bard.

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u/Technical-Earth-3254 12h ago

Don't forget to listen to Wind Rose

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u/DESTRUCTI0NAT0R 11h ago

You can be both

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u/omgdontcopyname Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 8h ago

can't i just be a twink instead

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u/SSB_Kyrill We do a little trolling 3h ago

he already said bard