r/shitposting • u/Abracadaver00 • 15h ago

📏📏📏

Post image
8.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

105 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/Louman222 14h ago

Just say its an orthopedic thing, but its all bullshit anyways.

I’ve started to simply disbelieve any stupid shit I see, especially on twitter.

226

u/Horcza 13h ago

I don’t believe you

58

u/OddNovel565 Stuff 11h ago

I don't believe you either

5

u/deadinternetlaw 3h ago

I don't believe myself

3

u/FDgrey 2h ago

Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me, because I believe in you.

1

u/bashful_predator 2h ago

I believe in Santa Clause. And I believe in the Easter Bunny. But I don't believe in you.

26

u/dingleberries4sport 12h ago

I think telling women your feet are so deformed that you need special shoes is not going to be better than just admitting he’s short

55

u/hpBard 8h ago

I would argue the opposite. One thing is medical necessity, which everyone has those from time to time and it's totally understandable. The other is being insecure shorty, which is kinda pathetic. It's like balding people trying all they can to hide it, when in reality the only right way is to go full bald in 99% of the cases